The Geography Of A Woman!


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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered,half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 she is like Amerrica, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxes and convinced of her own beauty

Between 36 and 40 she is like France- gently ageing but still a warm and desireable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war-haunted by the past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now neccessary.

Between 51 and 60 she is like Russia, very wide and boarders are un unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but also 3:50 PM

but also no future.

After 70, they become Afganistan. almost everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iran-ruled by a dick
 
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After 70, they become Afganistan. almost everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.


Except Mzee madevu and his commrade.
 
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you have summarised a mans geography in the simplest way possible ... kweli kabisa they are ruled by their ...............
 
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you have summarised a mans geography in the simplest way possible ... kweli kabisa they are ruled by their ...............
Your sentence is hanging in the air!Finish it please!
 
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Interesting!
 
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Hahaha....... Nimejikuta tu nacheka baada ya kuzisoma hiz facts
 

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