Hello Paris!
Akawa kanicheki skype nimpe akili. Nikamuuliza huyo babu anaishi wapi? Akamtext akamwambia anaishi Deer River Estates. Yaani kuona hio Estates nikajua tu sio mzungu boyaaa. Nikamwambia sikia, mimi huko sijawahi kufika, huenda nisifike maisha haya wala yajayo, lakini nachojua mimi, mzungu yoyote anaeishi Estate sio wa kumchezea. Hio estate sio unakuta eneo lina heka na heka . Ooooh! We kaa tu kiboyaaa. Bongo kazi huku hamnaaa, humuoni Killi na mzungu wake babuu, ana range, ana jagguar. Humuoni Bahati na mzungu wake. Nani anakuona huko bwanaaaaa. Vijana wataishia kukopa kama wa Morrocan. Hahahahaaaaaaaaa. Akasema kweli ngoja nijipostion kwa hili libabu.
Akawa anachat nalo, ana chat nalo. Kwanza kwenye profile yake kaweka hobby Travelling the world. Advertise la kwanza meeting date kamwalika ERA ORA, akahisi tuuu, hii sehemu huenda ikawa si ya kitoto. Akaamua kumuuliza yule Mfaransa. I have a dinner date, mfaransa akadakia oooh! Finally seeing someone down town? Fellow Nigger? Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! Akamwambia no, someone Denish. Ooooh! Commoner? Mfaransa ana mbwembwe huyo. Akamwambia i dont know! Akamuuliza i was wondering if you know this restaurant ERA ORA? Mfaransa akastukaaaa, akasawajika uso, akwambia no way no day, he is definately playing a prank on you. He just wants to embarrass you. No niggers in ERA ORA. Hahahaaaaa!
Akawa anamwambia but he invited me, mfaransa anagoma, he cant invite you, not possible, ERA ORA is for the rich folks. Baadae mfaransa akamuuliza give me the address of the guy. Akamtajia Deer River Estates, akamuuliza what? No way! He is really rich isnt he? Huuuuh! I get to be French, and you Nigger get to get the rich guy right under my nose, what a fu.cking life. Okay you cant go to ERA ORA being a nigger and wearing those rags of yours. Jamaniiiiiiiiiii! Kua uyaone, anavumilia tu maadamu apewe pointers. We ned to go shopping for brands. Sasa shoga bahili, akaishia kununua vitu Zara tu baasi.
Akaanza kuambiwa na mfaransa, your future came earlier than you expected so start practising the Fork and knife. Anajobolewaje na mfaransa sasa. Ahaaaaaaaaa, hushiki hivo, effortlesss. Glass ya wine hushiki hivo, vidole viwili tu. Napkin unaweka hivi. I should be the one going on a date like this not you nigger my friend. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Ila akawa anaconcentrate kama caluculus. Siku ya date mfaransa ikabidi amuazime pochi yake ya Gucci. Analamika, take care of it, that is just 2011 collection, maneno kibaoooooooo. And dont look cheap, they wont open the door for you.
Akatinga ERA ORA, na pamba designer mwanzo mpaka mwishooo. Yule kaka wa mlangoni akawa anasita sita japo kamfungulia. Akamuoneshea kitu cha GUCCI, kidogo akakisoma maana nayo ni Italian Restaurant, so gucci original wakimuona wanamuelewa. Akaulizwa reservation? Akajibu yes, table flani. Akaelekezwa. Ashapewa A,B,C ukifika Koti litapokelewa, ukikaa jitandaze napkin, pochi wek wapi, hivooo. So ikawa piece of cake. Basi yule mkaka anae mpeleka anamuuliza are you American? Akamjibu NO, im African! Akamuuliza Nigerian? Akaamua tu kumwambia yes.
Kafika kamkuta babu keshafika, wakasalimiana, aka kaa. Akafanya taratibu zote za ibaada ya wazungu wakuone una class. Basi yule babu ikabidi amuuliza you said you are African and ...? Akamjibu i have class? Mzungu akacheka. Akamwamia 50yrs of Independence. Ukaja mda wa Kuoda, anatamka vizuri kabisaa si unajua tution ya mfaransa na wafaransa kwa kula ni balaaaa. Yule mzungu aka impressed. Akasema honestly when you told me you from Africa, nikajua i will have to train you from 0. Akamwambia i know some things.
Basi akawa anamuuliza about Africa, akamwambia ashaenda S.A, basi shogaa ndo kurudisha Geography ya A levelmezani. Kujitia Limpopo river, kafika lini? Ngorongoro Creater, Serengeti, Victoria Falls Zambia huko, Pyramid of Egypts, Sahara Dessert, Klahari Dessert. Anajifanya na yeye ni extensive traveller. Mzungu kawa impressed balaaa. Maana travelling ndo hobby yake kubwaaa. Mda wa kuondoka akamwambia i enjoyed your company a lot., cannaomba tukutane tena next weekend hapo NORMA Restaurant.
Mfaransa mekaa ameuliza, how did it go? Akamwambia, na kuwa next week ni Norma! Mtumeeee1 Macho yalimtoka si kidogo. Akaanza you know what will be good is for you to introduce me to this man, so he can introduce me to his friends. Iam your friend nigger. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Kimoyo moyo akamwambia we niite Nigger, ila namaliza migahawa yote ya ghali Copenhagen. Basi wakaenda Norma huko, kama kawa aliazima kile ki Gucci. Wakala dinner fresh kabisaaa, ndo yule babu akamwambia mimi next weekend naenda Paris, kuna mbio za baiskeli, naenda kushiriki, it is my hobby, you can accompany me, we can go together. MASHIKOLO MAGENI NDANI YA PARIIIIIIIIIII! Ni nomaaaa.
Akaniskype, you wont believe it, Z mimi, huyu huyu Z, ndani ya Paris! Mmmmmh! Nikamwambia shoga nenda, ponda raha kufa kwaja. Cheze ki passport kuongezewa muhuri. Basi mfaransa ndo aka rest in peace kabisaaa. Anamwambia if he takes you to New York i will have to die and come back to life. Anamtajia ukifika Paris, nenda huku na huku. Siku ya siku huyooooooooo, Paris na babu yake.
ITAENDELEA KESHO.