<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">An airplane was about to crash
there were 5 passengers on board with only 4 parachutes.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">The first passenger said, Im Wayne Rooney, the best football player, Manchester need me and I cant afford to die</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">So he took the first pack and left the plane.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, I am the wife of former president of USA, am also the New York senator and a potential future president.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">The third passenger, J.K said, Imma President of Tanzania, country with many resources which needs my clever nature to lead it
plus I am handsome, my people cant let me die</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">So, he put on the pack and jumped.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">Pope John Paul, took the remaining parachute and gave it to 5<sup>th</sup> passenger, a 5 year old school boy and told him I dont have much time remaining in this world, here take it and go fulfil your dreams</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS">The boy replied:<b>its OK sir, we have 2 parachutes, that Tanzanian Clever president took my School bag</b></span>