Test for Dementia

[Kimbweka]

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Just try don't be afraid!!!![/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]​

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B[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]elow are four ([/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] 6[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]immediately[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]. OK?[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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Let's find out just how clever you really are.... [/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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Ready? GO!!![/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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First Question:[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Y[/FONT] ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?[FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]


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Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
butdon'ttake as much time as you took for the first one,OK?
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? [FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?[FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
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Take[FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]1000and add 40to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20 [FONT=Arial,sans-serif]. Now add another[/FONT]1000
Now add10. What is the total? [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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Did you get5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100. [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of th fifth daughter? [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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Did you AnswerNunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary.Read the question again![FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
Okay, now the bonus round:[FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? [/FONT]​

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you![/FONT]​

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[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]And this one....
Why cant a person living in mombasa be buried there?
Did you dare make guesses......
Can you bury a living person? Think big.
[FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Well, all the best in the last one.....[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
A plane clashes at the border of two countries, Kenya and Uganda, Where would the survivors be buried?[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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You must work on your span my dear...........do you bury the survivors?[/FONT][/FONT]


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[FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]THIS REAL FRUSTRATES THE!
SMART PEOPLE[FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT] IN YOUR LIFE![/FONT]​

 

[Kinabo]

I thanking you for that. More if you have.

 

[Willey ushaki]

Kuna chumba chenye gzo totoro zikawekwa soksi 20 kumi nyeus na kumi nyekundu unatakiwa kuchukua pea moja tu ya soks utafanyaje

 

[Katavi]

Dah! Hii ni chemsha bongo, nimechemka hilo la mahesabu, me ni mgonjwa wa add, substract...na ndugu zao!

 

[Eng. Smasher]

Tumia Combination Mkuu!!
20C2

Kuna chumba chenye gzo totoro zikawekwa soksi 20 kumi nyeus na kumi nyekundu unatakiwa kuchukua pea moja tu ya soks utafanyaje

 

[Matti]

challengeable!

 

[makandokando]

mi nimepata zote kwenye hayo maswali ya kwanza.....ila hayo maswali ya chini yake ni upuuzi mtupu.

kwa mfano "[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]Why cant a person living in mombasa be buried there?
Did you dare make guesses......[/FONT]"

Actually its implied that a living person will eventually die, so the question is ok and its ok for someone to guess

Pia kwenye hiyo ya pili ni vivyohivyo....kuwa survivors will eventually die....again its ok to guess.

 

[Omukuru]

Kuna chumba chenye gzo totoro zikawekwa soksi 20 kumi nyeus na kumi nyekundu unatakiwa kuchukua pea moja tu ya soks utafanyaje

1st option: Nachukua soksi mbili, tayari ni pea.
2nd option: Nawasha taa.