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TEACHER: John, how do you spell crocodile?
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, thats wrong
JOHN : Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : HIJKLMNO!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said its H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!
TEACHER: Willy, name one bad thing we have today that we didnt have 30 years ago.
WILLY : YOU!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slowly.
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You cant fool me, Teacher snakes dont have feet.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE : Dont bite any.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I.
ELLEN : I is
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, I am.
ELLEN : All right I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN STUDENT: Big hands!
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, thats wrong
JOHN : Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : HIJKLMNO!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said its H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!
TEACHER: Willy, name one bad thing we have today that we didnt have 30 years ago.
WILLY : YOU!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slowly.
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You cant fool me, Teacher snakes dont have feet.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE : Dont bite any.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I.
ELLEN : I is
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, I am.
ELLEN : All right I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN STUDENT: Big hands!
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.