Determinantor
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The long waited time finally came; everyone in the congregation was happy and amazed how the couple looked attractive.....Pastor stood up and everything went well till it came to the moment when the Pastor had to ask the cogregation for a final confirmation that the two were not married/engaged elsewhere;
Pastor: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined together in holy matrimony,
he or she should speak out now.
Otherwise, he or should keep quiet now and forever".
A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter.
As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted.
The bridegroom and the whole congregation were in confusion.
When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why don't you want these people to be joined together?"
Man: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!!
Mmmh haya weekend njema and take good care of yourselves too
Pastor: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined together in holy matrimony,
he or she should speak out now.
Otherwise, he or should keep quiet now and forever".
A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter.
As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted.
The bridegroom and the whole congregation were in confusion.
When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why don't you want these people to be joined together?"
Man: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!!
Mmmh haya weekend njema and take good care of yourselves too
