Dragoon
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- Nov 24, 2013
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Have a little fun today
Condom says to Kotex,(pads) "When you work, I lose
seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business
stops for nine months!"
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A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked:
"Why do you have your boobs on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from
someone who has a dick on
his face!"
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A black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She
took him to her
apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what
black men do best!"...
So he ran off with the TV and VCR...
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Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could
hold me every
morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW
ONE every morning!"
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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born,
her eyes were big
and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of baby was SUM TING LONG ("some thing
wrong")
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A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You
look so weak and
exhausted.
Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master
is bathing.....
When the caller asked "what's he doing?" the maid
replied:
"MASTURBATING."(Master bathing)
Condom says to Kotex,(pads) "When you work, I lose
seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business
stops for nine months!"
*********************************************************************
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked:
"Why do you have your boobs on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from
someone who has a dick on
his face!"
*********************************************************************
A black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She
took him to her
apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what
black men do best!"...
So he ran off with the TV and VCR...
*********************************************************************
Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could
hold me every
morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW
ONE every morning!"
********************************************************************
A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born,
her eyes were big
and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of baby was SUM TING LONG ("some thing
wrong")
********************************************************************
A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You
look so weak and
exhausted.
Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
*********************************************************************
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master
is bathing.....
When the caller asked "what's he doing?" the maid
replied:
"MASTURBATING."(Master bathing)
