...sipendi maswali haya!

watu8 said:

Basi nitakupigia baadae tuongee mpendwa tar ndio hizo zayoyoma....

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measkron said:

Darling... watu8 na shosti yangu Madame B safari ya TA imeiva naona...

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Madame B said:

Mtu akitaka aniudhi basi aniulize hilo swali, Silipendi kbs ktk maisha yangu.
mtu unakula na kunywa kila siku kwa nini usinenepe......!!!!!!!!!!

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watu8 said:

"Jinsia yako ni ME au KE?"
Sosi: wana JF wakware

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measkron said:

Yaani hao ndo wanaboa hasa wewe marejesho wape jibu hili..... Hivi kuoa/kuolewa ni sare za shule tuvae sote kwa wakati mmoja?? Kila mtu ana muda wake ebooo!!

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stevoh said:

hivi wew ulisema jinsia gani tena?

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measkron said:

Wnadhani ATM huwa inatoa tu...! Wangejua hela hazichagui.... Na zina majina tofauti atii..
Kanisani....sadaka
Msibani.... Rambirambi
Kwa bus...nauli
Bar... Bill
House rent.... Kodi.. Haya ongezeni nyingine

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watu8 said:

Natamani tungeenda wote mpenzi, nitakuwa bored sana without you by my side....please darling twende hata kama ni single day tu!!!

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stevoh said:

mbona umenenepa ivyo?

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watu8 said:

Hahahah...washamba tu hao Shem, sijui wanadhani kila mtu anaishi Somalia ambako mtu akijamba tu lazima wamwandame, maana mtu hawezi toa mashuzi kama hajala!

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Rich woman said:

sipendi mtu kuniuliza hivi mfano
"simu yako nzuri umenunua bei gani"
hv inahusikaje hapa swala la kuulizana bei

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Chimbuvu said:

Kwani simu yako ya sa hv unayoitumia umeinunulia wapi?na shilingi ngapi?

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measkron said:

usijali mpenzi, tutakwenda sote

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