Sipendi kwakweli

[Mangungo II]

Kwahiyo huyo anaetaka kukutafunia mahindi ndio unamuona mtu wanawake kweli tuishi nao kwaakili

Sio mahindi tu wanapenda kutafuniwa kila kitu

 

[Chairman Lee]

Mwanaume kujiita piss kwa staili hii corona itaisha kwelii??

Mungu atusaidie.

 

[Vien]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Siku Ukija kuwa na akili za kiutuzima yan mwanamke ...huo ujnga hapo utaachana nao . Sahv uko katika level ya kupigwa pigwa ...yan yeyote atakayekuja romantic bhac mzigo unamuachia ... Pisi jacky bhana ...

 

[Kijana Mzeeeh]

Hayo ni mawazo yako binafsi kabisa. Kwa uzoefu wangu, Majibu ya tongozo huya yanategemea tu anayetongoza ni nani. Unaweza tongoza kizembe kama Mwamba hapo na Papuchi ukaichakata fresh tu. Na unaweza weka mbwembwe zote na ukaambulia patupu.

 

[LuisMkinga]

Amenifanya niwaze hivi baba janeth wa chato aliingia kwa swaga gani kwa ma janeth wa chato...

Maisha yanakwenda Kasi sana

 

[kolola]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Umenena ukweli, kwanza ukimuona mwanamke jua kuna mgegedaji hivyo hupaswi kuuliza hayo ila unajaribu kitupa ndoana ili nawe akupange na huyo aliyekutangulia. Ukishapewa K hapo unatafuta mbinu ili ummiliki wewe na kuhakikisha wengine hawaingilii himaya yako. Akiamua kukueleza kuwa ana mtu, usikate tamaa unasubiria wakosane ndipo uingie jumla. Mwanaume wa shoka ni mvumilivu mpaka aipate K ya khumbu wa konda

 

[Yoda]

Hujamkubali tu huyo mwanaume,ukimkubali utamtongoza mwenyewe.
Usimpopenda mtu kila kitu anachokifanya huwa kinaonekana hovyo.

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

 

[Jasmoni Tegga]

Amenifanya niwaze hivi baba janeth wa chato aliingia kwa swaga gani kwa ma janeth wa chato...

Maisha yanakwenda Kasi sana

Aisee jifunze kujiheshimu sawa!??? Heshima haina gharama kwamba inunuliwe. Hebu mweke mzazi wako, uone kama inakaa poa. Shame on you.

 

[Jasmoni Tegga]

Hivi pisi jacky herufi ^ar^ & ^el^ zimekufanyaje siku hizi!???

 

[TheChoji]

Hizo zote mboyoyo tu..
Response 1: Hii huwa mnatoaga kwa watu ambao hamjawaelewa...hawana pesa wala gari! Hizi tumekutana nazo sana sie " Masakara"

Response 2: Hii ni kwa wale ambao wanaonekana wakulungwa, noti zipo sio za kuuliza...mnaona kabisa maslahi yanapatikana umeombwa namba toka kwa mjuba anaepush Prado.

Mkuu we umeshafunga huu uzi saa nyingi, ni watu tu hawajajua.

Ndani ya sekunde 10 za kukutana na mwanamke, kabla hata hujaongea chochote, yeye hua ameshajua unamtaka na ameshaamua kama atakupa au hakupi! Na akishakuweka kwenye kundi la wasiopewa, hata ujieleze vipi kwanza ataona kama unamsumbua tu.

 

[Extrovert]

Mkuu we umeshafunga huu uzi saa nyingi, ni watu tu hawajajua.

Ndani ya sekunde 10 za kukutana na mwanamke, kabla hata hujaongea chochote, yeye hua ameshajua unamtaka na ameshaamua kama atakupa au hakupi! Na akishakuweka kwenye kundi la wasiopewa, hata ujieleze vipi kwanza ataona kama unamsumbua tu.

Ndio hivyo yani

 

[Quetzal]

Shemeji...hajambo ndo Nini?
....we Sema kilichokuleta

 

[Kingfisher]

Mahindi Choma date

 

[Superb2014]

Kazi ipo.

 

[Qassy boee]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Respect

 

[mshipa]

Nyege mbaya sana asikuambie mtu

 

[mzabzab]

Umenena ukweli, kwanza ukimuona mwanamke jua kuna mgegedaji hivyo hupaswi kuuliza hayo ila unajaribu kitupa ndoana ili nawe akupange na huyo aliyekutangulia. Ukishapewa K hapo unatafuta mbinu ili ummiliki wewe na kuhakikisha wengine hawaingilii himaya yako. Akiamua kukueleza kuwa ana mtu, usikate tamaa unasubiria wakosane ndipo uingie jumla. Mwanaume wa shoka ni mvumilivu mpaka aipate K ya khumbu wa konda

Wanawake wakibongo wee waambie tuu njoo nikutoe lunch tukapate pizza. Huko kwenye piza akishaingia ndani ya ka mark x kako huyo unajilia tuu

 

[Blessed Keinerugaba]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Uzi umeandikwa kibabe sana. Lakini nimejifunza kitu/vitu

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

Hizi id zenye kuanzia na jina pisi huwa siziamini kabisa. Huwa ni za kimkakati.

 

[TEAM 666]

Ndo CCM ilipotufikisha hapa, akili watu wameziweka mchagoni

hizi pisi kali Hadi tukifika nazo nchi ya ahadi wanaumee tunatakiwa kupewa tuzo