Sipendi hakika sipendi !

Sipendi hakika sipendi !

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> Unakuta Nyumba ina choo na bafu, lakini unamkuta mtu anaoga chooni ! Ukimuuliza whaay hakupi msingi wa sababu, aakh sipendi.

> Mgeni aidha mshkaji jamaa anakutembelea mida ya karibia kulala, unamuonesha viashiria vyote vya kua umechoka unahitaji kupumzika , bt mgeni hasomi alama za nyakati, ndiyo kwanza anadai "niwekee ile movie ya kinaigeria"
sipendi .

> Unamshauri member mwenzio Jeiefu "eebwana hii thrade ingeihamishia jukwaa flani ingekua muafaka" member anakuambia umemkashifu! Aakh sipendi .

>Unamdai mshirika/jamaa yako unampigia kumuuliza badala akwambie mambo hayajawa sawa kwenye simu, anakwambia tuonane sehemu, ambavyo wewe unatumia gharama za usafiri kwenda hapo, ukifika anakupa darasa! Unapigwa sound bilabila!
Aaakh inaudhi!

> Unakuta Mkeo/Demu/Mpenzi wako , anahamu ya kumwagwa maji lakini kauchubua chubu! Hasemi , ni hadi wewe Me umuombe game ndiyo mka'do ! Aaakh hii nayo sipendi .
 
SIPENDI TENA SIPENDI Judgement, kila siku ye ni kubeep tu, dume zima linabeep tu! hebu uwe unapiga mara moja moja!

Na kweli hilo nalo kero!
Unaisemeaje sipendi yangu ya mwisho!
Hapo juu hebu ichangie!
 
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Na kweli hilo nalo kero!
Unaisemeaje sipendi yangu ya mwisho!
Hapo juu hebu ichangie!
si unajua c tulifundwa miaka hiyooooooo so lazma tuwe na haya mpaka tuanzwe! hebu nenda kwa .com uje unipe majibu hapa, hawanaga kusubiri, kwao huo ni msamiati! kha!
 
Sipendi mtu mna-make appointment ya kukutana mahali flan afu yeye anachelewa kufika let say mmepanga mkutane by 1200hrs ye anafika 1300hrs bila sababu ya msingi

Sipendi mtu unamuuliza umefika wapi anakutajia nimefika kinondoni akitokea let say mwenge kumbe ndo kwanza hata hajatoka home.......

Sipendi tena sipendi mtu anayefatilia maisha ya mtu, mara nasikia ulifanya hivi na vile mara nasikia uko hivi... yaan unataka ujue mtu anaishije inahusu!!!!!!!!!!

Sipendi nimwambie mtu nisaidie shida flani bada la kusema mimi siwezi kukusaidia au mambo yangu hayako sawa kwa sasa yeye anakupiga tarehe na kkukuzungusha mwisho wa siku hatimizi ahadi yake!
 
hehehehehe hiyo ya game nimeipendajeeee mieee

sipendi unakuta baba zima, kwenye fortuner yake, linatupa ganda la chungwa nje...sipendiiiiii

sipendi janaume ng'ang'anizi, halielewiiiiiiii yaani sipendi, ningekuwa na maji ya moto ningemmwagia....

sipendi jitu la misifa, kila kitu anajua yeye, sipendiiiiiii

sipendi mtu akiwa na shida namba yako anaijua, shida zake zikiisha ukikutana nae anakuuliza "hivi namba yako ngapi tenaaaaaaa???" sipendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ila napenda
kupreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezee
 
sipendi tena sipendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mtu kwenye daladala anatema mate hovyo nje...

sipendi watembea kwa miguu wanapotema mate hovyo barabarani haswa mitaa ya posta na kariakoo ndo kwenye tabia hiyoooo...

sipendi halmashauri za jiji la dar es salaam wanavyoacha mitaro imezibaaaa

SIPENDI MCHEZO WA BAADHI YA MAJIRANI USWAZI, MTU AKINUNUA GARI ANAZIBA NJIA SIPENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
{ndo maana babu Asprin kanihamishia masakiii}
 
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sipendi wageni wa mwisho wa mwezi...

sipendi mgeni wa lunchi time pekeeeee {hata ukiniita mchoyo} kwa nini usiniambie muda wa lunch utakuwa kwangu ili niandae msosi wa kutosha? halafu mtu gani jumatatu hadi ijumaa kunitembelea lunch tu, hujui maisha magumu?

sipendi wambea

sipendi wanafiki

sipendi wachonganishi....

sipendi wageni wanaotime muda wa "game" yaani unajiandaa kurenga mwenyewe ndo anagonga thipendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
sipendi mtu akusaidie halafu akatangaze mpaka mtaa wa kumi.............thipendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
Sipendi mtu mna-make appointment ya kukutana mahali flan afu yeye anachelewa kufika let say mmepanga mkutane by 1200hrs ye anafika 1300hrs bila sababu ya msingi

Sipendi mtu unamuuliza umefika wapi anakutajia nimefika kinondoni akitokea let say mwenge kumbe ndo kwanza hata hajatoka home.......

Sipendi tena sipendi mtu anayefatilia maisha ya mtu, mara nasikia ulifanya hivi na vile mara nasikia uko hivi... yaan unataka ujue mtu anaishije inahusu!!!!!!!!!!

Sipendi nimwambie mtu nisaidie shida flani bada la kusema mimi siwezi kukusaidia au mambo yangu hayako sawa kwa sasa yeye anakupiga tarehe na kkukuzungusha mwisho wa siku hatimizi ahadi yake!

Mi sipendi wanavyokufanyia hivyo
 
Sipendi mtu anakwenda msalani aka washrum anakuta kusafi ila akimaliza shiida zake anakuacha kuchafu!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sipendi mtu unapiga simu nikikuuliza wewe ni nani unaanza kwani hujui nmaba yangu, ndo umedelete eeeh... inahuuuuuuuuu we cha muhimu jitambulishe kisha useme shida yako

sipendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
sipendi nimetoka kujifungua, unaning'ang'ania nikajiuguze kwa mama! khaaaaaaaaaaaa, sipendi na nimeshtuka siendi kokote, from muhimbili back to u home kwetu, babu Asprin hii yako, unataka kunipotezea ili ukahav good tym na wajukuu wengine! kha, WANAUME ACHENI HII TABIA!
 
Tabia ya mabinti kunihamishia mlango wa nyuma wakati wa ku do, nashangaa tu marashi yamebadilika SIPENDI
 
sipendi nakwambia niko mahali flani afu huamini, sasa kama huamini basi unajua nilipo!
 
Sipendi mtu kwenye avatar kaweka picha yake! Badala aangalie mbele kwenye screen yeye anaipa screen mgongo!
Pia sipendi mtu anakwambia nitafutie nyumba/gari , thn unafanya bidii kumtafutia unavipata unamwambia anazimika mazima! Wewe unaonekana mchekeshaji .
 
hahahahahahah sipendi tena sipendiiiiiiiiiiii mtu akupigie simu ukipokea anakwambia mpe mwenye simu nizungumze nae preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez




Sipendi mtu unapiga simu nikikuuliza wewe ni nani unaanza kwani hujui nmaba yangu, ndo umedelete eeeh... inahuuuuuuuuu we cha muhimu jitambulishe kisha useme shida yako

sipendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
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