Sifa za wanawake/wadada wanene

[Teamo]

Kila mmoja aje na kesi yake na aprove, and by the way kipimo gani kinatumika? unene is very relative.

kweli bwana

 

[The Boss]

The Boss hata siamini huu uchunguzi wako
sina hakika kama kuna ukweli wowote
Moyo wa mtu umeficha mengi sana ..kusamehe ,ukorofi ,mapenzi ni hulka ya mtu ni si umbo lake

firstlady..
ukichukua wanawake kumi wanene
unakuta wanatabia zinazofanana...
na ukichukua wembamba kumi utakuta
the same,wembamba hasa tabia ya kuwa selfish.......

 

[bht]

Inabidi niongeze kasi ya kula kama mambo yenyewe ndo haya................Naona Boss umetuchoka watu wasio wanene

mmmh utaweza maana na size ya tumbo inahusu my dear....

 

[JS]

Na wewe unavopenda kula utakuwa kibulungutu kama kibushuti!

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[JS]

mmmh utaweza maana na size ya tumbo inahusu my dear....

Nitaweza tuu BHT kautumbo si katapanuka na kuwa kakubwa ka kubeba msosi...........

 

[bht]

Na wewe unavopenda kula utakuwa kibulungutu kama kibushuti!

hahaaaa hapo umeniuna

 

[Fidel80]

Wembamba mkazane kula kuna dawa za kichina za kuongeza unene anae hitaji anione p'se.

 

[JS]

Karibuni pilau wadau ndo nishaanza mchakato wa kuwa kabonge!!!!!!!!

 

[Asprin]

Nitaweza tuu BHT kautumbo si katapanuka na kuwa kakubwa ka kubeba msosi...........

Ewaaa! Sasa umeshajua maana ya kibulungutu kama kibushuti?

 

[Asprin]

hahaaaa hapo umeniuna

Kwa kiswahili tafadhali mamushka. Unakuwa kama mkosa jina?

 

[bht]

Nitaweza tuu BHT kautumbo si katapanuka na kuwa kakubwa ka kubeba msosi...........

mwaya huyo boss asikutishe mi wala sihangaiki JS

najua am not selfish
najali
sideki wala sidekezi (ni tabia yangu walal umbo langu halihusiani na hii)
najali sana tu....etc

shauri yako utajilazimisha kul ujiute unalia na sahani maana u cant eat more that your capacity
JS bonge wangu baki hiv hivo

 

[bht]

Kwa kiswahili tafadhali mamushka. Unakuwa kama mkosa jina?

hahaaa TUKI wako wapi hapo??

jua kali biggy hapa hamna hata mti wa kivuli

 

[Fidel80]

Karibuni pilau wadau ndo nishaanza mchakato wa kuwa kabonge!!!!!!!!

Hehehe ufafanuzi pilau la jukwa la Maria Roza au pilau la ubwabwa?

 

[Asprin]

mwaya huyo boss asikutishe mi wala sihangaiki JS

najua am not selfish
najali
sideki wala sidekezi (ni tabia yangu walal umbo langu halihusiani na hii)
najali sana tu....etc

shauri yako utajilazimisha kul ujiute unalia na sahani maana u cant eat more that your capacity
JS bonge wangu baki hiv hivo

Si unaona sasa ulivoreveal wasifu wa umbo lako?

Lengo la the boss linaanza kutimia.

 

[Asprin]

hahaaa TUKI wako wapi hapo??

jua kali biggy hapa hamna hata mti wa kivuli

Hehehe! Naona kumbe vidole vilijikwaa.

 

[The Boss]

Hehehe ufafanuzi pilau la jukwa la Maria Roza au pilau la ubwabwa?

pilau au ndizi nyama...

 

[bht]

Si unaona sasa ulivoreveal wasifu wa umbo lako?

Lengo la the boss linaanza kutimia.

mbona nin tabia nyingine similar na hao w athe boss....!!!
nia yangu hapa ni kumwonesha kuwa it is not the size inayofanya mtu awe na tabia fulani....nah nah nah!!!!

Biggy umenionea Masanilo??

 

[Fidel80]

pilau au ndizi nyama...

Hahahaha itakuwa biliani tu si wajua mambo ya Zenji hayo bila biliani hujafika Unguja.

 

[The Boss]

mbona nin tabia nyingine similar na hao w athe boss....!!!
nia yangu hapa ni kumwonesha kuwa it is not the size inayofanya mtu awe na tabia fulani....nah nah nah!!!!

Biggy umenionea Masanilo??

hebu describe tabia zako
labda wewe ni exceptional case.......

 

[Asprin]

mbona nin tabia nyingine similar na hao w athe boss....!!!
nia yangu hapa ni kumwonesha kuwa it is not the size inayofanya mtu awe na tabia fulani....nah nah nah!!!!

Biggy umenionea Masanilo??

Ametoroka kwenye rehabilitation. Gari la konyagi lilipita karibu mpango mzima ukaharibika. The guy is alcoholic!