Jewel
Senior Member
- May 1, 2008
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I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I
told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you dong?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office then my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "and, where do
you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
Failure to Plan is actually Planning to Fail !
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I
told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you dong?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office then my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "and, where do
you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
Failure to Plan is actually Planning to Fail !
