She broke the eggs...

Captain Phillip

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Nov 5, 2010
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Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach.When a little girl came towards him.So he covered himself with a newspaper.She came up to him and asked 'wah yuh ave undah de newspaper? Thinking quickly, the rasta said 'A bird'.The girl walked away ,the Rastaman fell asleep drunk.
Ehwn he woke up , he was in hospitl in tremendous pain.The Rasta said, 'Mi nuh kno.Mi was deya lying pon de beach ,dis likkle ask me a question ,den mi mussi dosse off an next ting mi deh yah'.
The police went to the beach,found the little girl and asked her 'what did you do to that naked Rasta'?After a pause the girl replied,'Me neva do nutten to himnutten at all'.'Me play wid him bird an spit pon me'.'So me bruk it neck,crack di two eggs dem and set de nest pon fire.
 
Kijamaka inglish kigumu wayameni

za jamaica hizo ndugu yangu huwa zinakuaga na moshi wa ile kitu yani hua wanaelewana wenyewe wakiwa wanaongea kama ni kuandika labda ndio unaweza ukaambulia kitu kidogo dahhhh..! ila rastaman hatasahau na akimuona huyo dogo sijui atam...... daha hahaha ha hahhhaaaa!! lakini atafanya nini wakati mashine ndio kushneiiiiii dah jamaniii hivi kifaa kikifa hua kinaweza kuwekwa kingine..?
 
dogo ana hatari huyo,anachezea equipment ghali kuliko zote duniani? Nalog off
 
Di rastaman pon de **** kwishney, mi cuda lend dem myn bird instead..
 
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