Sexual Sweetness kills man in Malawi

[ByaseL]

A highly sex-hungry man who collapsed and died while having sex with a prostitute was killed by "sexual sweetness" in Malawi, a police spokesperson said.

Reports from Malawi alleged that Fletcher Jere picked the hooker from the Ndirande suburb of the capital, Blantyre, 'to quench his libido. But he suddenly collapsed and fell off a bed after a steamy sex romp with the prostitute. Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe told the Daily Times newspaper: "Jere died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness.

"The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man." Medical experts say the man may have died of cardiogenic shock - a condition in which the heart fails to supply blood to the rest of the body. This can be caused by "dangerous heart rhythms"

 

[Lyagwa]

A highly sex-hungry man who collapsed and died while having sex with a prostitute was killed by "sexual sweetness" in Malawi, a police spokesperson said.

Reports from Malawi alleged that Fletcher Jere picked the hooker from the Ndirande suburb of the capital, Blantyre, 'to quench his libido. But he suddenly collapsed and fell off a bed after a steamy sex romp with the prostitute. Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe told the Daily Times newspaper: "Jere died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness.

"The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man." Medical experts say the man may have died of cardiogenic shock - a condition in which the heart fails to supply blood to the rest of the body. This can be caused by "dangerous heart rhythms"

Kama vile napata shida kuamini haya maneno mtu afe kwa sababu ya "sexual sweetness" na hii ni taarifa ya polisi, na huyu dada hana kesi ya kujibu (any way hapo sina ubishi mimi), lakini hili linahitaji ufafanuzi na uchunguzi wa kina sana. Huyu huenda nje na haya magonjwa ya moyo unaweza kuta ni mtumiaji wa madawa ya kuongeza nguvu kama viagra nk. Polisi na madakitari fungukeni zaidi, maana haingii akilini kwamba huyo jamaa hajawahi kukutana na malaya kama huyo katika ufusika wake.

 

[Masanilo]

Huyu ni shujaa kafa kibingwa

 

[jong afrikaanse]

Huyu ni shujaa kafa kibingwa

mbulula....Juru!!

 

[Lyagwa]

Huyu ni shujaa kafa kibingwa

Ahaa, mambo ya nzi kufia kwenye kidonda eti

Haya mkuu, japo sihukumu na pia imekatazwa kufanya hivyo, lakini huyu ana kesi ya kujibu mbele ya Mungu.

 

[Wandugu Masanja]

ajali kazini

 

[Lupweko]

...

"The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man." ...

Hii nimeipenda!

 

[Nivea]

nzi kufia kwenye kidonda sio tabu ni ushujaa wakula usaaaa afadhali kafa angekuja hadithia ingeua wengi zaidi hahahahahaahah

"The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man-heheheheheheheh aiseeee
aliweka asali huyu nakwambia na lile joto lake jamaa akafika kilele cha mbinguni

 

[Marga]

Huyu ni shujaa kafa kibingwa

Aisee....

 

[Neylu]

Duuh! Kakutana na utamu, utamu ukamzidia mpaka ukamuua..! Hatareeeee..!!

 

[mzabzab]

Duuh! Kakutana na utamu, utamu ukamzidia mpaka ukamuua..! Hatareeeee..!!

chezea utamu weye!!! jamaa kafa kifo kizuri kweli...kafia pale pale alipotokea.

 

[simplemind]

Some people die peacefully in sleep
Some come and go in the act.

 

[Fundi mahiri wa Ujenzi]

Huyo dada atakuwa mtamu sana aise. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Namualika bongo

 

[Leak]

Ukiangalia hiyo statement inayosemekana ni ya polisi imekaa ki comedy sana!

Hakuna ukweli hapo ni vigumu kujua kama hicho ndicho kilicho muua!

 

[Dark City]

Hawa polisi wa kiafrika huwa wana upuuzi sana,

Kwa nini wasiseme kwamba PM results (postmorterm) zinaonesha kwamba kapata hiyo cardiogenic shock au kapasuka aorta kama yule mkuu wetu wa Tz aliyetukoa mida ya kulala??

Hili tatizo mara nyingi linawatokea watu baada ya ejaculation kwa sababu ya BP kupanda sana..

Babu DC!!

 

[chitambikwa]

May be the same situation killed Kanumba

 

[Mangaline]

Ingekuwa Tz, tungesema alipigwa na kitu chenye ncha kali!!