Pastor was standing at the door after mass greeting people..
He grabbed Onyango by the hand & pulled him aside...Pastor told Onyango,
"U need 2 join the Army of the Lord!"
Onyango: "I'm already in the Army of the Lord pastor"
Pastor: "How come I don't see u except
at Christmas & Easter?"
Onyango whispered back, "I'm in the secret
service."