Sam Mahela mbona sikuelewi?

[muhomakilo jr]

Huyu mahela nasikia ni danny mtoto wa mama

Mhhhh,mkuu umeua...

 

[Descartes]

huyu jamaa ni mjinga sana akimuhoji mtu utadhani anataka kumtia vidole machoni anarusha rusha mikono muda wote.

Kwa kifupi: ni timu kujipendekeza kwa ajili ya nafasi za uteuzi...

 

[shimokoz]

Mimi ananiachaga hoi anapobana midomo halafu anasema.. Mimi ni sama mahela (anatulia kidogo, anarudisha shingo nyuma kama ndege fulani kule kwetu wanaitwa nyamwiduli, kisha anapeleka shingo mbele) halafu anabinua mdomo anamalizia... Wa aitivi.
Kuna siku alikuwa anasoma Chiku Lweno sasa wakati sam anaripoti, alipobinua mdomo tu na kutulia kidogo akakatwa.

hahahahahah nimecheka sana

 

[Yusomwasha]

Anataka ukuu wa wilaya ngoja watampakua

hahahahaha

 

[Kajolijo]

Ni waandishi na watangazaji wachache tanzania wasio wanaCCM. Mbele ya zawadi ya ukuu wa wilaya wengi walijisahau na wameua taaluma.Vumilieni ipo siku watajitambua!

Tatizo s ukuu wa wawilaya, CCM n chama kkubwa na kkongwe lazma kiwe na wafuasi wengi, yaani kati ya kumi saba n Sisiem...

 

[leiya]

Anataka nae apate pande alilopewa mtangulizi wake. Nimeshindwa kumalizia hata kipindi maana Sijaona kipya.

 

[Ngwasa Omuyaya]

Hana lolote huyo ni Kanjanja tu.

 

[mdundo ngoma sana]

Mimi nilisha muona bias sana huyu journalist

 

[Yusomwasha]

chezea ukuu wa wilaya? ??? teh teh

 

[kimsboy]

Jamaa kawa mcongoman siku izi sio bure! Mapoundaa kibaooo

Duuuh

 

[kimsboy]

Mhh Jitu dume anatia midawa kwe nywele km dadake...utamweleza nini huyo!!![emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57]

Duuuh haya makaburi haya

 

[kimsboy]

Huyu mahela nasikia ni danny mtoto wa mama

Una uhakika?

 

[kimsboy]

Halafu nasikia jamaa mashaallah ,hana Roho Mbaya

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[SSH2025_2030]

🙂