Masanilo returned from work at a mortuary with a surprise to show his wife. His villagemate had died in an accident and his body had been brought in. He had never seen such a massive manhood!
So he cut it off and took it home to show his wife.
You wont believe this, he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. See what I have cut from a dead man
Oh my God! the wife exclaimed, Is Fidel dead? ahahahhahahahha