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Rais amwita wema kwake

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Me370, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. Me370

    Me370 JF-Expert Member

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    Rais amwita Wema Sepetu chumbani kwake, nia ni kumliwaza. Amtumia gari na mpambe... Habari kamili uk wa 4....

    NIKANUNUA GAZETI MAANA YALIKUWA YAMEWEKWA CHINI YA MIPIRA HUWEZI FUNGUA NDANI.

    Uk wa 4 sasa,

    Rais wa Manzese madee mwenye chumba kimoja hapo manzese, hivi karibuni alimtumia tax Wema Sepetu na kumkaribisha kwake ili amliwaze kwa msiba ulotokea hivi karibuni. Dereva wa tax hiyo alieleza kuwa baada ya kufika nyumbani kwa wema, aligoma kupanda gari hilo hivo kuondoka mikono mitupu. Nkasema moyoni leo wameniokota hawanipati tena.
     
  2. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha loh!
     
  3. Vaislay

    Vaislay JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahha hayo ndo magazeti ya udaku...:rockon:
     
  4. zimwimtu

    zimwimtu JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha...., u made my day mkuu. pole sana. wenzio tushastuka kitambo hatuangaliagi hizo mambo!
     
  5. Losambo

    Losambo JF-Expert Member

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    Matumizi ya neno rais ni utata mtupu!!! Unaweza kukuta eti rais wa wasafi!!!!
     
  6. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Gazeti gani hilo? litaje
     
  7. w

    wajinawangu Senior Member

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    kwa wema ni ziro!!!
     
  8. mtotowamjini

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    :A S shade::A S shade: wanasemaga vichwa vya habari ndio viuzavyo magazeti....pole kwa kuingizwa mjini
     
  9. MadameX

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    Wasipofanya hivyo watakula nini?
     
  10. Eliphaz the Temanite

    Eliphaz the Temanite JF-Expert Member

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    Nina miaka 5 sasa tangu ninunue gazeti la udaku mara ya mwisho, huwa sijishughulishi na hayo matakataka
     
  11. Tutor B

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    Ndo maana mi huwa siyasomi! Nilipokuwa mdogo nilikuwa napenda kusoma Sani, nilipokomaa akili nasoma magazeti yenye habari za uhakika, nashinda JF n.k
     
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    Tangu nikiwa mdogo baba yangu aliyapiga marufuku magazeti ya udaku, hivyo basi imenitengenezea desturi ya hata kutokusoma heading zake.
     
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    mzalendowaukwel Member

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    hawa watu waache kuchezea neno rais
     
  14. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    nayapendanga yaaani ni full umbea wa mastaa wa tz
     
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    hapa town mkuu!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. nyumba kubwa

    nyumba kubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Siku hizi nayasoma online bure.



     
  17. nyumba kubwa

    nyumba kubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eeh. Kuna siku tulikuwa tunapiga story na kaka yangu akanambia hivi mtu si unaweza kutana na Wema uka fall in love bila kujua kuwa ana kashafa kibao; nkamwambia ndio ujue umuhimu wa haya magazeti, mi Wema sijawahi kutana nae lakini nikikutana nae tu ntamjua.
    Nambie kijana ujiingize kwenye mapenzi na mtu kama jini Kabula eti ujui CV yake si utakuwa mzembe.

     
  18. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahahahah dah! Nakiri hata mie ningehadaika
     
  19. Brown ad

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    Haya magazeti kweli noma mweeh!
     
  20. Erotica

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    teh teh teh :bounce:
     
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