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ram · Feb 21, 2013

Boy alistuka, alijua hapa nachunwa

asigwa said:
genius..........

ram · Feb 21, 2013

Umeona eeh! Jamaa alistuka

HP1 said:
Huyo dada mchunaji, jamaa kashitukia issue. Sharp minded

Kongosho · Feb 21, 2013

Sasa mchuchu gani anakunyima hata hela ya carolight jamani?

Kongosho said:
Wanaboa . . . .

ram · Feb 21, 2013

Wanaume wa siku hizi wamebakiza suruali tu

Kongosho said:
Sasa mchuchu gani anakunyima hata hela ya carolight jamani?

Asprin · Feb 21, 2013

ram said:
Wanaume wa siku hizi wamebakiza suruali tu

Tutake radhi rafiki! Au unataka kuzungumzia wavulana?

Mkeshaji · Feb 21, 2013

Hapo kuna mchunaji na msanii. Kila mmoja anataka kufaidika kutoka kwa mwenzie @ zero cost.

charger · Feb 21, 2013

Hapa stori tu kula kwenu!

ram · Feb 22, 2013

Sorry rafiki, wewe haumo ila % kubwa wamebakiza suruali tu wanakwepa sana majukumu yao

Asprin said:
Tutake radhi rafiki! Au unataka kuzungumzia wavulana?

man hb · Feb 22, 2013

Huy boy ni mwanauchumi

Smile · Feb 22, 2013

Hivi ukimuomba mpenzi wako hela wewe ni mchunaji?

Kongosho · Feb 22, 2013

Hapana, ni uwekezaji

Mwanamme shuti awekeze

Smile said:
Hivi ukimuomba mpenzi wako hela wewe ni mchunaji?

Smile · Feb 22, 2013

Kongosho said:
Hapana, ni uwekezaji

Mwanamme shuti awekeze

assume una mpenzi wako na watu wanamjua yupo tu vizuri,bahati mbaya umekwama mahali utakopa kwa mashosti zako au utakopa tu kwa mwezio?
maana ukikopa kwa mashost wanamuona jamaa yako sio mtu mzuri au vip,
i wish mtu angenitoa leo nimefuliaje best? nitoe basi 50 tu

Kongosho · Feb 22, 2013

Ngoja nikuMpesa
Hivi Mpesa inapokea Dola?

Mie huwa napenda kuwa real, kama shosti angu naweza mkopa nitamkopa, japo huwa si mkopaji kwa kweli
Naweza kuwa na hela kidogo tu kwenye pochi na nikawa na amani tu

Si umwambie jamaa kuwa umefulia? atajiongeza

Smile said:
assume una mpenzi wako na watu wanamjua yupo tu vizuri,bahati mbaya umekwama mahali utakopa kwa mashosti zako au utakopa tu kwa mwezio?
maana ukikopa kwa mashost wanamuona jamaa yako sio mtu mzuri au vip,
i wish mtu angenitoa leo nimefuliaje best? nitoe basi 50 tu

neggirl · Feb 22, 2013

Hakuna jibu sahihi.

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Mentor · Feb 22, 2013

Smile said:
assume una mpenzi wako na watu wanamjua yupo tu vizuri,bahati mbaya umekwama mahali utakopa kwa mashosti zako au utakopa tu kwa mwezio?
maana ukikopa kwa mashost wanamuona jamaa yako sio mtu mzuri au vip,
i wish mtu angenitoa leo nimefuliaje best? nitoe basi 50 tu

Inategemea na historia na tabia yako...

Kongosho said:
Ngoja nikuMpesa
Hivi Mpesa inapokea Dola?

Mie huwa napenda kuwa real, kama shosti angu naweza mkopa nitamkopa, japo huwa si mkopaji kwa kweli
Naweza kuwa na hela kidogo tu kwenye pochi na nikawa na amani tu

Si umwambie jamaa kuwa umefulia? atajiongeza

Anaye?

stevoh · Feb 22, 2013

ram said:
Sorry rafiki, wewe haumo ila % kubwa wamebakiza suruali tu wanakwepa sana majukumu yao

wewe "ME" AU "KE"

Smile · Feb 22, 2013

Kongosho said:
Ngoja nikuMpesa
Hivi Mpesa inapokea Dola?

Mie huwa napenda kuwa real, kama shosti angu naweza mkopa nitamkopa, japo huwa si mkopaji kwa kweli
Naweza kuwa na hela kidogo tu kwenye pochi na nikawa na amani tu

Si umwambie jamaa kuwa umefulia? atajiongeza

ataona namchuna na mimi nampenda kuliko pesa! kama vipi niambie upo wapi nifate hayo madolari

sarikoki · Feb 22, 2013

ram said:
Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey...
Girl: I like this shoes bt I forgot my wallet at home...... could you please pay for me? They cost only Tsh. 45,000/=
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any ATM machine around but here's Tsh.1,000/= rush home and get your wallet.....I will be here waiting

Swali:
Is the guy, Economic, Sharp minded, Wicked, Stupid, Resonable, Genius or Selfish?

The dude is sharp minded, why? kwasababu huyo demu ni mzushi hajasahau wallet nyumbani wala nini. Kama kweli angekua amesahau au angekua na hela nyumbani, angemuomba mwenye duka amuwekee hivyo viatu ili akimbie mara moja home akachukue mshiko, mbona inatokeaga tu mara nyingi.
Ingekua mimi hata hiyo buku nisingempa...si angekua tu mkweli na kumwambia jamaa , mpenzi wangu kuna viatu vizuri nimeviona naomba unilipie sina pesa.Jamaa lazima angeona aibu hata kama sio siku hiyo angemlipia siku nyingine.
Mbinu ya wanawake kuomba pesa kwa kupindisha pindisha siipendi kabisa. Utakuta mwingine eti..oo kuna pesa yangu mahali ikitoka tu nitakurudishia...kuna wengine wanajifanya eti oo kuna cheki yangu mahali inatoka next week...au bado haijamachure,.... hii ya cheki hata wanaume tunayo.
Pls sema kama unataka pesa omba pesa sio story nyiingi zisizo na sababu.... hata mama watoto wangu analijua hilo, anataka pesa ya kitu fulani anasema sio pindisha pindisha mambo.

Smile · Feb 22, 2013

Mentor said:
Inategemea na historia na tabia yako...

Anaye?

ahaaaaaa dah kazi ipo

Kongosho · Feb 22, 2013

KAsema anaye na yuko safi

Mentor said:
Anaye?

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