Please read, inawahusu wote wakaka na wadada

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Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey...
Girl: I like this shoes bt I forgot my wallet at home...... could you please pay for me? They cost only Tsh. 45,000/=
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any ATM machine around but here's Tsh.1,000/= rush home and get your wallet.....I will be here waiting

Swali:
Is the guy, Economic, Sharp minded, Wicked, Stupid, Resonable, Genius or Selfish?
 

Sharp minded
 
Hao wote wachoyo hamna mtoaji wote wakingaji
 
Hapo ndipo ile methali ya dawa ya moto ni moto inapokuwa applied.hao wote wawili walikuwa ni mioto iliyokutana.
 
Kama mm ni huyo dada ningekula kona,jus 45 inakua hivyo duuuh!ngumu kumeza!
 

resonable
 
Wote ni wajinga tu hata kama ni swali umeuliza lina husu mwanaume...( Stupid)
 
Lady: Do you smoke?

Guy: Yes I do.

Lady: How many packs a day?

Guy: 3 packs.

Lady: How much per pack?

Guy: $10.00 per pack.

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Guy: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?

Guy: Correct.

Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?

Guy: Correct.

Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?

Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?

Lady: No.

Guy: Then where's your f*cking Ferrari?
 
Huyo dada mchunaji, jamaa kashitukia issue. Sharp minded
 
Mwanamke wa kila akiona kichaka anajisikia kwenda haja hafai,jamaa mjanja.
 
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