Our politicians are like diseases

Our politicians are like diseases

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Our politicians are like diseases:

1. Museveni is like Aids: He will never leave you until you die.

2. Besigye is like Syphilis, Comes with a lot of pain as if more dangerous than Aids kumbe its very easy to treat it.

3. Mbabazi is like cholera: Strikes once and disappears forever.

4. Tamale Mirundi is like flue: Not strong but attacks every time.

5. Frank Gashumba is like Headache: Normally appears when flue starts. They move together.

6. Sejjusa is like diarrhoea: When he strikes, even Museveni trembles.

7. Elias Lukwago is like Malaria: He is normally around you.

8. Mabirizi is like a pimple: It can't change anything on you.

9. Beti kamya suffers from hunger. Feed her, she will follow you.

10. Rebecca Kadaga is like Ebola: she doesn't care whatever disease your suffering from, she must attack you.

No wonder why we are suffering, we are being governed by diseases.
 
Our politicians are like diseases:

1. Museveni is like Aids: He will never leave you until you die.

2. Besigye is like Syphilis, Comes with a lot of pain as if more dangerous than Aids kumbe its very easy to treat it.

3. Mbabazi is like cholera: Strikes once and disappears forever.

4. Tamale Mirundi is like flue: Not strong but attacks every time.

5. Frank Gashumba is like Headache: Normally appears when flue starts. They move together.

6. Sejjusa is like diarrhoea: When he strikes, even Museveni trembles.

7. Elias Lukwago is like Malaria: He is normally around you.

8. Mabirizi is like a pimple: It can't change anything on you.

9. Beti kamya suffers from hunger. Feed her, she will follow you.

10. Rebecca Kadaga is like Ebola: she doesn't care whatever disease your suffering from, she must attack you.

No wonder why we are suffering, we are being governed by diseases.

And so you are a good "politician"
Maumivu yakizidi kunywa sumu!
 
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