Mzee Mwanakijiji
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- Mar 10, 2006
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It is so decided, that from now on and in perpetuity, singularly and categorically, the following rights are to be accepted fully by all persons in a loving, romantic, and exclusive relationship; these rights are to be assented by both lovers before they choose to consummate their relationship. As a person in love with someone else:
1. You have the right to fall in love and accept the love of someone who has fallen for you with no strings attached.
2. You have the right to show affection (like be kissed and kiss) in public without fear of reprisal, frown upon, or be seen as showing off.
3. You the have the right to demand and be given the consummation of your love at any time, place or manner provided it is mutually agreeable and not to the detrimental or delinquency of the minor.
4. You have the right to be jealousy but not envious. This right is to be accepted by both parties.
5. You have the right to bother your love by things big or small provided that you will be subjected to the same without prejudice.
6. You have the right to have unhindered or unobstructed access to your lover. The same should be expected of you by him/her. Any unnecessary hindrances should be resolved by applying the third right under this Bill.
7. You have the right to love and accept all that the other person brings into the relationship especially the children present prior to your relationship. If you DO NOT want to accept the children of your partner you have the duty to express this before the relationship get more serious.
8. As a woman you have the right to demand and receive all the attention and priority over all others. The same is expected by your lover from you.
9. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will probably be used against you to deny your right under 3rd article of this Bill.
10. As a man you have the right and moral duty to know that women are ALWAYS right and whenever you suspect that a woman is wrong, exercise your right under article 9 of this Bill.
11. You have the right to know that you have no power to change the other person to be what you want him/her to be. Therefore, it is your obligation and moral duty to accept the other person they way he or she is. If anything change for better in the future accept it as a bonus to your relationship. NEVER try to change other person, it will lead to frustrations, anger, depression and will present a clear and present threat to your relationship.
12. You have the right to be angry, upset, or in any way, shape, manner, or form to be hurt by the other person. This right is to be exercised by the maxims of article one of this bill. It is your duty to work hard to resolve any issues in your relationship by recognizing your faults first.
13. You have the right to find someone else to love if love given in the current relationship is not returned in the same manner.
14. If you are not willing to abide by this Bill, you have the right and duty to be cheated upon.
Signed By:
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Man
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Woman
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Witness
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Date
1. You have the right to fall in love and accept the love of someone who has fallen for you with no strings attached.
2. You have the right to show affection (like be kissed and kiss) in public without fear of reprisal, frown upon, or be seen as showing off.
3. You the have the right to demand and be given the consummation of your love at any time, place or manner provided it is mutually agreeable and not to the detrimental or delinquency of the minor.
4. You have the right to be jealousy but not envious. This right is to be accepted by both parties.
5. You have the right to bother your love by things big or small provided that you will be subjected to the same without prejudice.
6. You have the right to have unhindered or unobstructed access to your lover. The same should be expected of you by him/her. Any unnecessary hindrances should be resolved by applying the third right under this Bill.
7. You have the right to love and accept all that the other person brings into the relationship especially the children present prior to your relationship. If you DO NOT want to accept the children of your partner you have the duty to express this before the relationship get more serious.
8. As a woman you have the right to demand and receive all the attention and priority over all others. The same is expected by your lover from you.
9. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will probably be used against you to deny your right under 3rd article of this Bill.
10. As a man you have the right and moral duty to know that women are ALWAYS right and whenever you suspect that a woman is wrong, exercise your right under article 9 of this Bill.
11. You have the right to know that you have no power to change the other person to be what you want him/her to be. Therefore, it is your obligation and moral duty to accept the other person they way he or she is. If anything change for better in the future accept it as a bonus to your relationship. NEVER try to change other person, it will lead to frustrations, anger, depression and will present a clear and present threat to your relationship.
12. You have the right to be angry, upset, or in any way, shape, manner, or form to be hurt by the other person. This right is to be exercised by the maxims of article one of this bill. It is your duty to work hard to resolve any issues in your relationship by recognizing your faults first.
13. You have the right to find someone else to love if love given in the current relationship is not returned in the same manner.
14. If you are not willing to abide by this Bill, you have the right and duty to be cheated upon.
Signed By:
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Man
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Woman
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Witness
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Date
