Nyie wanaume ambao hamjaoa someni hapa

[Alvin A.]

Mdada wa kuoa, anatakiwa kuwa mshamba kiana......
Sio mdada anamjua mpaka Cheki Noris,Anord Shozniga,zarumendra...._
huna hata cha kumdanganya?...._

Inatakiwa ukimuuliza "baby unamjua Lukaku?" anakujibu "ni yule rafiki yako wa kijijini?"
Baby hivi ibracadabra unamjua?" anakujibu "si ndo yule mtoto wa mama James?".......
sio mdada anajua matimu ya mpira bongo mpaka ulaya,anaijua hadi sedadu fc ya ugiriki......

mdada ukiangalia nae The Walking Dead au Wrong turn hata hashtuki,amekodoa mi macho tu mwanzo mwisho...._
inatakiwa akiangalia muvi za kutisha anakukumbatia kumbatia "baby toa bn mi ntaota".....au "au maskin si atamuua sasa".....
Sio mdada anaangalia picha la mavampire anashabikia "bora life,linakiherehere sana!....."

Mi napenda mdada nikimwambia "Leo Chelsea anacheza na Man U"....yeye aniambie "kumbe kombe la dunia limeanza?"..........
_Sio mdada anakutajia mpaka first eleven ya watford,mke gani huyo??

 

[Bazazi]

Bazazi anapita zake kuelekea Kijiweni kupata Ghahawa

Bazazi

 

[Freightliner]

ikibidi mdada pia ukimwambia washa tv achukue petrol aitie kibiriti,na awe anapenda kuweka viatu kwenye friji

 

[KITEKSORO]

Mdada wa kuoa, anatakiwa kuwa mshamba kiana......
Sio mdada anamjua mpaka Cheki Noris,Anord Shozniga,zarumendra...._
huna hata cha kumdanganya?...._
_Inatakiwa ukimuuliza "baby unamjua Lukaku?" anakujibu "ni yule rafiki yako wa kijijini?"_
_Baby hivi ibracadabra unamjua?" anakujibu "si ndo yule mtoto wa mama James?"......._
_sio mdada anajua matimu ya mpira bongo mpaka ulaya,anaijua hadi sedadu fc ya ugiriki......_
mdada ukiangalia nae The Walking Dead au Wrong turn hata hashtuki,amekodoa mi macho tu mwanzo mwisho...._
_inatakiwa akiangalia muvi za kutisha anakukumbatia kumbatia "baby toa bn mi ntaota".....au "au maskin si atamuua sasa"....._
_Sio mdada anaangalia picha la mavampire anashabikia "bora life,linakiherehere sana!....."_

_Mi napenda mdada nikimwambia "Leo Chelsea anacheza na Man U"....yeye aniambie "kumbe kombe la dunia limeanza?".........._
_Sio mdada anakutajia mpaka first eleven ya watford,mke gani huyo??

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Hahaaaaaaa mkuu mkuu umetisha aise ila kweli. Siyo mke mtarajiwa ukimwambia twende club anakutajia clubs kama 15!!

 

[nzaghamba]

umesema kweri,sijawona tu button ya raiki sijui ni kwangu tu

 

[St Lunatics]

_Sio mdada anaangalia picha la mavampire anashabikia "bora life,linakiherehere sana!....."_

Nimecheka sana hapo kwenye blue lakini upande mwengine akiwa hajui kitu nae ataboa. Bora awe kati na kati sio kilaza


Ndukiiiii 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

 

[Hunyu]

Wenye tulionao washamba washamba tunyooshe kidole juuu

 

[Mzembe flani]

tanzania ya viwanda

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Sasa mbona kazi ipo....
#1 Wazuri wasiolewe
#2 Single mother wasiolewe
#3 Wasomi wasiolewe
#4 Wenye exposure wasiolewe
#5 Waliofanikiwa wasiolewe

Sasa mwisho wa siku mtaoa majini ama???

Anyway...punguzeni hizo inferiority complex maana mkiendelea hivyo mtaishia kufa kwa msongo wa mawazo.

 

[No Escape]

Huyo uliyemuweka hapo sasa!!

 

[Prince Mujubu]

No matter how boring life gets,
Never get married.
by the way ukiwa na dem kama huyo love won't be boring that much.

 

[MKUYENGE]

Mdada wa kuoa, anatakiwa kuwa mshamba kiana......
Sio mdada anamjua mpaka Cheki Noris,Anord Shozniga,zarumendra...._
huna hata cha kumdanganya?...._
_Inatakiwa ukimuuliza "baby unamjua Lukaku?" anakujibu "ni yule rafiki yako wa kijijini?"_
_Baby hivi ibracadabra unamjua?" anakujibu "si ndo yule mtoto wa mama James?"......._
_sio mdada anajua matimu ya mpira bongo mpaka ulaya,anaijua hadi sedadu fc ya ugiriki......_
mdada ukiangalia nae The Walking Dead au Wrong turn hata hashtuki,amekodoa mi macho tu mwanzo mwisho...._
_inatakiwa akiangalia muvi za kutisha anakukumbatia kumbatia "baby toa bn mi ntaota".....au "au maskin si atamuua sasa"....._
_Sio mdada anaangalia picha la mavampire anashabikia "bora life,linakiherehere sana!....."_

_Mi napenda mdada nikimwambia "Leo Chelsea anacheza na Man U"....yeye aniambie "kumbe kombe la dunia limeanza?".........._
_Sio mdada anakutajia mpaka first eleven ya watford,mke gani huyo??

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unaweza tembea sana usipate mwanamke mwenye aina ya ujinga unaoutaka.

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Wenye tulionao washamba washamba tunyooshe kidole juuu

Na kama hujaolewa uje pm

 

[Alvin A.]

sio poa kabisa

Hahaaaaaaa mkuu mkuu umetisha aise ila kweli. Siyo mke mtarajiwa ukimwambia twende club anakutajia clubs kama 15!!

 

[Alvin A.]

Kuja hapa

Bazazi anapita zake kuelekea Kijiweni kupata Ghahawa

Bazazi

 

[Alvin A.]

Angalia vizuri dogo ipo hapo chini kushoto karibu na friji

umesema kweri,sijawona tu button ya raiki sijui ni kwangu tu

 

[Alvin A.]

Nimecheka sana hapo kwenye blue lakini upande mwengine akiwa hajui kitu nae ataboa. Bora awe kati na kati sio kilaza


Ndukiiiii

 

[mzabzab]

Sasa mbona kazi ipo....
#1 Wazuri wasiolewe
#2 Single mother wasiolewe
#3 Wasomi wasiolewe
#4 Wenye exposure wasiolewe
#5 Waliofanikiwa wasiolewe

Sasa mwisho wa siku mtaoa majini ama???

Anyway...punguzeni hizo inferiority complex maana mkiendelea hivyo mtaishia kufa kwa msongo wa mawazo.

Hatutawaoa ila tutawagegeda na kuwaacha

 

[Alvin A.]

Nooooooo
Dem anapenda movies za killings
Jamaa ipo siku ukizingua anakutia kisu

No matter how boring life gets,
Never get married.
by the way ukiwa na dem kama huyo love won't be boring that much.

 

[Alvin A.]

Kafanyaje

Huyo uliyemuweka hapo sasa!!