No! These are Myths and Linus is just a man!

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Many people consider Linus Torvalds as the world's greatest computer programmer/hacker. That's why it's no surprise that most of his loyal fans have praised him and have told stories about his amazing accomplishments. For those of you who want to know more about Torvalds, perhaps you may want to read these mythical and rather humorous facts about the man:

1. Linus Torvalds's first words were syscalls.

2. Linus Torvalds's DNA is in binary.

3. Linus Torvalds's first written program had artificial intelligence.

6. Linus Torvalds doesn't worry about Micro$oft patent ****, he simply does "sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null".

7. Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds... in his head.

10. Linus Torvalds doesn't need anti-virus software. Virii need anti-Linus software.

11. Linus Torvalds doesn't wear glasses anymore, not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.

12. Linus Torvalds wrote the whole kernel in binary and reverse engineered it to C code for others benefit.
13. Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.

14. Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.

15. Linus Torvalds's computer's clock isn't synchronized with the world. The world synchronizes with Linus Torvalds's clock

16. Linus Torvalds surfs the web using nothing but netcat.

18. Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, brush his teeth, shower or clean his house; he simply says, "make clean".

19. Linus Torvalds can defragment an NTFS partition by hand.

20. Linus Torvalds doesn't debug. His programs are always perfect.

21. Linus Torvalds is real, unless declared Integer.

22. Linus Torvalds can delete the universe by typing rm -rf /.

23. Linus Torvalds does not sleep; he hacks.

24. Linus Torvalds's favorite joke is HURD.

25. Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.

--- Linus is from red desserts of Mars!
Source: www.junauza.com/2009/03/25-mythical-and-humorous-facts-about.html
 
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Was it meant kuwa kichekesho ama taarifa??
Sijajua kama nicheke ama nielewe
 
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hahah #7,10,12,13,14 & 20.balaa all hail our new geek god
 
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He is a computer wiz
 
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bahati mbaya mimi imenichanganya huyu ni bin adam au
Ukisoma heading na hii nukuu nimeirahisisha utaelewa tu. Hata hivyo kutabasamu na wengine hata kama hujaelewa sio mbaya :D

2. Linus Torvalds's DNA is in binary.
19. Linus Torvalds can defragment an NTFS partition by hand.
22. Linus Torvalds can delete the universe by typing rm -rf /.

--- Linus is from red desserts of Mars!
 
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number 13, 15 and 19 very interesting
 
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Linus sits on the table and types below command on his PC and behold the breakfast :)
Code:
sudo apt-get install milk bread spanish-eggs peas cold-water
 

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