Nimekuwa Kituko Ofisini....

Juzi baada ya saa za kazi, nikiwa naondoka ofisini nilikuta akina dada wa hapa ofisini getini wakinunua machungwa. Nikamuomba dada mmoja kwa kumwambia naomba "Tukatiane" chungwa aliloshika mkononi. Ajabu watu waliosikia waliangua kicheko. Sasa imekuwa kero kila mtu anayeniona ktk korido za ofisi hasa wasichana salamu zao huwa "Tukatiane", hata nikiwa mbali mijitu inapaza sauti "TUKATIANE"

Hahahaaa sasa si uende au ulikuwa unatania?
Hahahaaaa
Kataviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nenda mka......com

oooh my god.katavi kumbe tunafanya wote.!!!!!!!!
kumbe huku ndo ndo unajiita katavi.

Erickb52 said:

Hahahaaa sasa si uende au ulikuwa unatania?
Hahahaaaa
Kataviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nenda mka......com

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Hahahahaah!! Mimi niliomba tukatiane chungwa, kitu alichotekeleza yule dada.

Ulifanya makusudi. Mwanaume mbaya wewe!!

cheusimangala said:

oooh my god.katavi kumbe tunafanya wote.!!!!!!!!
kumbe huku ndo ndo unajiita katavi.

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Hahahaah!! Kumbe nimemwaga mchele kwenye kuku wengi..

Katavi said:

Hahahahaah!! Mimi niliomba tukatiane chungwa, kitu alichotekeleza yule dada.

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Teh labda hakukupa kadri ya matakwa yako.....kesho mwambie tena mka nanii

cheusimangala said:

oooh my god.katavi kumbe tunafanya wote.!!!!!!!!
kumbe huku ndo ndo unajiita katavi.

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Hahahaaaa mi nilijikausha tu wewe unamshtua mapema.....?
Hahahaaaaaa Katavi we Noma aisee.....
Sikujua ila nilikuwa najua ni mwanaJF ila jina ndo sikujua unatumia nini....Lol
weraaaaaaaaaaaaa

Katavi said:

Hahahaah!! Kumbe nimemwaga mchele kwenye kuku wengi..

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Dah.....ila bora nimefunguka.....ila kesho watakuwa wameshasahau kukutania

Husninyo said:

Ulifanya makusudi. Mwanaume mbaya wewe!!

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Wala sikufanya makusudi Hus. Baada ya waliosikia kucheka ndipo nikagundua, ikabidi niigize kuwa nilidhamiria. Hapo ndio nilifanya kosa......sijui nianze kutembeza kipigo!

Erickb52 said:

Dah.....ila bora nimefunguka.....ila kesho watakuwa wameshasahau kukutania

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Huenda wengine wamesave jina langu "Tukatiane" kwenye phonebook zao.

Erickb52 said:

Teh labda hakukupa kadri ya matakwa yako.....kesho mwambie tena mka nanii

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Inabidi nifanye kweli aisee....

Katavi said:

Huenda wengine wamesave jina langu "Tukatiane" kwenye phonebook zao.

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Teh hata mimi nimebadili kweli.....lol liko safi sana

Katavi said:

Inabidi nifanye kweli aisee....

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Kweli kiaje?
Si ulisema alikukatia?
Hahahaaaa kweli nyingine ikigundulika utaambiwa ulikuwa unaomba kiukweli kupitia chungwa

mkuu si ni wadada tu ndio wanakutania hivyo?kama na midume ipo piga ngumi za chembe mkuu!

tena mkatie na vitunguu swaumu.

[QUOTE=Hiyo ni kali sana

Kongosho said:

tena mkatie na vitunguu swaumu.

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hahahaah!!!

Mc Tilly Chizenga said:

mkuu si ni wadada tu ndio wanakutania hivyo?kama na midume ipo piga ngumi za chembe mkuu!

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Midume yenyewe inamtania yule dada aliyenikatia chungwa.

Katavi said:

Midume yenyewe inamtania yule dada aliyenikatia chungwa.

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ok mkuu!kwa hiyo midume yote akiwemo erickb52 wanataka wakatiane na yule dada,na wadada wote akiwemo cheusimangala wanataka wakatiane na wewe?kinachokushinda nini sasa mtoto wa kiume?si uwajibike!kawanunulie tenga zima la machungwa tandale mkatiane mkuu!