Nimekumbuka wimbo wa linah na barnaba~simu

[Prince Akeem]

Kuna mzee anasema eti saa zingine sio vizuri mke kusoma sms za mume au mume kusoma sms za mke kwenye simu. Akiwa na maana kwamba unaweza kuta mke wako ana mambo yake ya kike ana wasiliana na mashoti zake na kwa mwanaume unaweza kuta ana vitu anawasiliana na masela wake. Kwa mlio kwenye ndoa,huwa mnasoma sms za wake/wame zenu kwenye simu?

 

[Extraordinary]

nahis wengi huwa wanatamn kuingia kwenye inbox na outbox za wenza wao, ila wakikumbuka kwamba kuna pressure za kupanda na kushuka wenyewe wanaghair..

 

[excel]

nahisi youtube is hacked....

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:

ningeweka wimbo tuudens tugedha!

 

[Prince Akeem]

nahis wengi huwa wanatamn kuingia kwenye inbox na outbox za wenza wao, ila wakikumbuka kwamba kuna pressure za kupanda na kushuka wenyewe wanaghair..

haha. but saa zingine bora uache tuu

 

[Determinantor]

Nimejaribu na nimeweza, sipokei call wala kusoma sms zake. Never Yaani hata iiteje hadi itoe machozi SIPOKEI

 

[Prince Akeem]

nahisi youtube is hacked....

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:

ningeweka wimbo tuudens tugedha!

kuna mtoto atakuwa anachezea account ya excel. mkimuona excel mwambieni

 

[Extraordinary]

haha. but saa zingine bora uache tuu

ila kama una roho ngumu ka ya paka unazama tuu!

 

[Determinantor]

Pressure nilizonazo zinanitosha sihitajk nyingine......

 

[Prince Akeem]

Nimejaribu na nimeweza, sipokei call wala kusoma sms zake. Never Yaani hata iiteje hadi itoe machozi SIPOKEI

haha. hata machozi ya damu. sometimes unaweza ona some redflags za kutoka nje ya ndoa na hapo itabidi uchek simu kwanza

 

[Prince Akeem]

ila kama una roho ngumu ka ya paka unazama tuu!

vipi akikuomba simu yako na kusema anataka asome sms zako?

 

[Extraordinary]

Pressure nilizonazo zinanitosha sihitajk nyingine......

embu nieleweshe hapa, wewe unaogopa tu pressure ndo maana husogelei simu yake ila moyon huwa unatamn kuchungulia syo?

 

[excel]

kuna mtoto atakuwa anachezea account ya excel. mkimuona excel mwambieni

kaacha laptop kwa fundi... tunaiangalia

 

[Honey Faith]

Sitaki presha kabisaaaa

 

[Extraordinary]

vipi akikuomba simu yako na kusema anataka asome sms zako?

hapo ngoma droo, mi pressure itashuka nikiwaza kumpa hyo simu akat ye pressure inapanda akiwaza atakachokikuta humo ndan ya simu.

 

[data]

naupenda sana huu wimbo.,! I'll be back.

 

[Prince Akeem]

Sitaki presha kabisaaaa

n aakitaka simu yako na akasema kabisa anataka asome sms utampa

 

[Prince Akeem]

naupenda sana huu wimbo.,! I'll be back.

nakusubiri mkuu

 

[Prince Akeem]

hapo ngoma droo, mi pressure itashuka nikiwaza kumpa hyo simu akat ye pressure inapanda akiwaza atakachokikuta humo ndan ya simu.

mimi kuna demu niliwah kugombana nae maana kila sms nikishasoma nafuta. tatizo anasema kwanini nafuta

 

[Extraordinary]

mimi kuna demu niliwah kugombana nae maana kila sms nikishasoma nafuta. tatizo anasema kwanini nafuta

huyo khoro kilikuwa kinamsumbua! daah kuish kwa wasiwas nako si kuzur bora kujiachia tuu!

 

[data]

huyo mzee yuko sahihi kwa wapenzi wasio makini...

Wanao flirt bila kujali muda..na wala hawadelete hizo flirts.