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Ngumi Jiwe!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja mrefu alikuwa akipigana na mshikaji mmoja mfupi sana mida ya saa 2 usiku. Watu walipoingilia kati kutaka kuwatenganisha, yule jamaa mrefu akasema, "hebu niacheni nimfundishe adabu huyu pimbi".

    Baada ya kama dakika mbili,yule jamaa alipigwa kichwa na yule jamaa mfupi, akaanguka chini, akaanza kulia,' mamaa nakufaa, nichukulieni namba za gari iliyonigonga!.

    [WATU]:Hakuna gari iliyopita hapa, ni yule pimbi kakupiga.
    [JAMAA MREFU]:Basi naombeni nyundo aliyonipigia!.
    [WATU]:Hakuwa na nyundo.
    [JAMAA MUREFU]:Basi nipelekeni kivulini!.
    [WATU]:Mida hii ni usiku, hakuna jua!
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh madharau sio ishu,unamwona mtu ana umbo ndogo ila amekomaa
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eeh!
     
  4. mysteryman

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  5. Puppy

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    Jamaa kaona jua usiku?? Kweli pimbi mtata
     
  6. BIG X

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    Hiyo itakuwa ni Ngumi Nondo!!
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Umejitahidi kiasi.!
     
  8. Washawasha

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    mdharau mwiba mguu huota tende. Nalog off
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nashukuru mwalimu!
     
  10. ZeMangi

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    umekosea,mdharau tende mguu huota mwiba...usi log off
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nyoka mdogo sumu ile ile!
     
  12. LiverpoolFC

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    Naomba nipelekeni hosptali! Amenipiga na ki2 kama spiringi yani kapigwa kofi moja mpk chini!
     
  13. THK DJAYZZ

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
  14. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    hiyo noma mpaka jamaa kaona jua usiku?
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiwa na pambano na mtu mfupi jipange kisawasawa!
     
  16. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Hahahahaaaaaaa!!! Yuo guyz, I respect you...
     
  17. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Shukrani kwa niaba ya wenzangu.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    watu wafupi wananguvu ivo kumbe??
     
  19. Shine

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    Watu wengine wamekandwa na wazi wanavunjia kichwani mwao
     
  20. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaah,bila shaka ulmaanisha nazi wanavunjia kichwani!
     
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