Ngeli ngumu aisee!!!

Alishindwa nini kuandika lugha anayoijua huo ndo ulimbukeni na watu kama hawa wapo sana.

Duh!!!!!

May God blast you? Ha ha ha

I passed away !!!!!!!!

CC: MANI njoo uone huku mamboz ya kuwa Passed Away

marejesho said:

May God blast you? Ha ha ha

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marejesho said:

May God blast you? Ha ha ha

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mi naona hiyo cha mtoto, kuna mtu kajiuwa kabisa hapo

Ngalikihinja said:

mi naona hiyo cha mtoto, kuna mtu kajiuwa kabisa hapo

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Bora kajiua mwenyewe lakini siyo mtu aniambie eti may God blust you.....

Elli said:

I passed away !!!!!!!!

CC: MANI njoo uone huku mamboz ya kuwa Passed Away

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Amekufa lakini amepost kwenye mtandao! Chezea lugha ya malikia wewe.

Ukimkuta barabarani kashika smartphone yake unaweza ukajua ni mtu wa maana.

donlucchese said:

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chezea uzungu wewe

hii kali

marejesho said:

Bora kajiua mwenyewe lakini siyo mtu aniambie eti may God blust you.....

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who telled you?

lugha ya malkia yataka moyo ndio yale yale ya viongozi wetu ya am married to three children

wewe subiri bunge la katiba lianze utacheka ufeee

Sumu said:

Ukimkuta barabarani kashika smartphone yake unaweza ukajua ni mtu wa maana.

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teh teh teh

hiyo ndio tunasema expecting the unexpected..et who telled you? Hilarious.

Msukuma alikutana na Mhispania asiyejua Kiswahili wala Kiingereza kaja kujifunza kucheza ngoma za Kisukuma ndani ya Bujora, Msukuma akasema "Mhola?", Mhispania kusikia hivyo akafikiri Msukuma kaongea Kihispania kasema "Hola" akamjibu "Hola".

Wote wakawa wamekamilisha salamu, Msukuma kaongea Kisukuma (Mhola? = Salama?) na Mhispania kasema Kihispania (Hola = Hello)

Penye nia pana njia.

Bora kujaribu ukashindwa watu wanaweza kujua umeshindwa wapi, kuliko kutojaribu kabisa.

Ndio div 5 zenyewe hizo. Hio 'UNpossible' kiboko!

Idimi said:

Ndio div 5 zenyewe hizo. Hio 'UNpossible' kiboko!

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To be fair, English is mostly a smorgasbord of a potpourri of disparate and illogically disjointed Indo-European linguistic constructs.

chezea kidhungu wee!

Kiranga said:

To be fair, English is mostly a smorgasbord of a potpourri of disparate and disjointed Indo-European illogical constructs.

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Kiranga, unaweza kuandika kwa Kiswahili? Mie niliacha form 2, sijafikia level hio!