Nyani Ngabu
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- May 15, 2006
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It's Sunday night and here I am sitting at home in front of the boob tube.
A couple hours ago I got home from running a few weekend errands.
All week long I had planned to veg out all day today but as it always turns out, shit don't ever pan out the way they were planned.
So on my way home I stopped to grab some gourmet chow mein. I was with my cute little [well, she ain't that little no more but to me she'll always be] princess.
She loves herself some chow mein.
We grab our to-go meal and come home. While chowing down our chow mein we realized we forgot to buy my Martini & Rossi Asti.
For all you numbskulls out there Martini & Rossi Asti is a fully sparkling wine made from the finest moscato Bianco grapes which are grown in the Piedmont region of Northern Italy.
Yeah, I am 'bout that life:wink2:.
So I told my cute little princess to hop in the whip and off we left for the liquor store.
We got there and grabbed what we needed and headed straight to the checkout register.
In front of us was this oriental chick whom I couldn't make out where exactly she was from or what origin she was. You know they all look the same. Hahaha just kidding.
She turned back, smiled at me, and I gave her a wink. She checked out and headed for the exit.
We too, checked out and headed for the exit door.
While outside I initiated some small talk and ended up chatting for a good five to seven minutes.
She told me she was [South] Korean.
This girl couldn't get her eyes off me the whole entire time we made the small talk. Little did I know she was looking at my pearly whites.
Eventually she couldn't help it and had to ask - are your teeth real?
And I was like 'eff yeah, they are 100% real'.
She didn't believe me and had to actually ask to feel them. She touched them and was surprised to realize that they are real.
For some reason she thought I had on some removable dental veneers because according to her they are very straight and very white.
I told her I was just a lucky guy to inherit from my parents such a beautiful smile. She cracked up laughing.
I didn't waste no time and did what probably any other red-blooded woman's man would do - get her number.
To find out what happened next, be on the lookout for Ngabu Chronicles: Part II.
It's Sunday night and here I am sitting at home in front of the boob tube.
A couple hours ago I got home from running a few weekend errands.
All week long I had planned to veg out all day today but as it always turns out, shit don't ever pan out the way they were planned.
So on my way home I stopped to grab some gourmet chow mein. I was with my cute little [well, she ain't that little no more but to me she'll always be] princess.
She loves herself some chow mein.
We grab our to-go meal and come home. While chowing down our chow mein we realized we forgot to buy my Martini & Rossi Asti.
For all you numbskulls out there Martini & Rossi Asti is a fully sparkling wine made from the finest moscato Bianco grapes which are grown in the Piedmont region of Northern Italy.
Yeah, I am 'bout that life:wink2:.
So I told my cute little princess to hop in the whip and off we left for the liquor store.
We got there and grabbed what we needed and headed straight to the checkout register.
In front of us was this oriental chick whom I couldn't make out where exactly she was from or what origin she was. You know they all look the same. Hahaha just kidding.
She turned back, smiled at me, and I gave her a wink. She checked out and headed for the exit.
We too, checked out and headed for the exit door.
While outside I initiated some small talk and ended up chatting for a good five to seven minutes.
She told me she was [South] Korean.
This girl couldn't get her eyes off me the whole entire time we made the small talk. Little did I know she was looking at my pearly whites.
Eventually she couldn't help it and had to ask - are your teeth real?
And I was like 'eff yeah, they are 100% real'.
She didn't believe me and had to actually ask to feel them. She touched them and was surprised to realize that they are real.
For some reason she thought I had on some removable dental veneers because according to her they are very straight and very white.
I told her I was just a lucky guy to inherit from my parents such a beautiful smile. She cracked up laughing.
I didn't waste no time and did what probably any other red-blooded woman's man would do - get her number.
To find out what happened next, be on the lookout for Ngabu Chronicles: Part II.
