New Rules Regarding WC

[Bavaria]

World Cup Rules for the ladies from the gents:

MEMO: the world cup (WC) is fast approaching and we would like to clarify a few things and set some very simple rules.

1. For the full WC period, the remote control shall reside in my pocket and shall be operated only by me
2. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules prior to the WC, any questions like, 'why is that guy running on the line waving a checkered flag' will not be tolerated
3. If you miss the line up please do not ask, 'who is that guy?'
4. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC. Football please.
5. We shall watch any soap, reality show, romantic or African movie as long as they shoot it in Brazil and the cast are from WC participating teams
6. It's the WC and there is no Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once in four years so don't ask if its the same as the game from last week.
7. Tell your girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during the WC. We won't go.
8. You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning and shout goal when it's actually one
9. Non-soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation, injury, extra time or during penalties.
10. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related.
11. Tanzania did not qualify
12. There is a 6 hour time difference between Rio De Janeiro and Dar so please, no stupid questions.

Thank you,

GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION.



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[kukucd]

Ni nomaa aisee

 

[Heaven on Earth]

7. Tell your girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during the WC. We won't go.

This one is beyond our control

 

[ROBERT MICHAEL]

Nilivyoona kichwa cha habari nikajua WC ni ile water closet.

 

[SHIEKA]

World Cup Rules for the ladies from the gents:

MEMO: the world cup (WC) is fast approaching and we would like to clarify a few things and set some very simple rules.

1. For the full WC period, the remote control shall reside in my pocket and shall be operated only by me
2. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules prior to the WC, any questions like, 'why is that guy running on the line waving a checkered flag' will not be tolerated
3. If you miss the line up please do not ask, 'who is that guy?'
4. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC. Football please.
5. We shall watch any soap, reality show, romantic or African movie as long as they shoot it in Brazil and the cast are from WC participating teams
6. It's the WC and there is no Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once in four years so don't ask if its the same as the game from last week.
7. Tell your girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during the WC. We won't go.
8. You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning and shout goal when it's actually one
9. Non-soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation, injury, extra time or during penalties.
10. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related.
11. Tanzania did not qualify
12. There is a 6 hour time difference between Rio De Janeiro and Dar so please, no stupid questions.

Thank you,

GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION.
hen wc starts:


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Veryinteresting and timely regulations Bulldog! Gonna translate them into swahili, print and hang them in my sitting room.
But I am certain someone in my household will popup the question "when will simba play?" Am preparing to handle that

 

[Bavaria]

Veryinteresting and timely regulations Bulldog! Gonna translate them into swahili, print and hang them in my sitting room.
But I am certain someone in my household will popup the question "when will simba play?" Am preparing to handle that

Sawa mkuu, ntafanya hivyo

 

[badiebey]

Eheeee nisiejua mpira lazima niwakeree watizamajii hakyanani..

 

[The Boss]

Eheeee nisiejua mpira lazima niwakeree watizamajii hakyanani..

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[privacy]

Hii kitu nimeipenda..!!
Itagharimu karatasi ngapi vilee maana nataka kuichapisha niibandike mlangoni na kopi moja kabatini


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[Kongosho]

so funny, natamani kuchukua likizo.