Never suspect your husband

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The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife
was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she
laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Somalatha home for the
weekend, and didn't inform the husband.

...That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach," and disappeared towards the
bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back
stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off
when in he came silently............

He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on
top of her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You
didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the
light.

"Not indeed, Madam" said the gardener!!!.
 

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Ambassador, umetumwa na Kikwete ili yusahau kuwa kura zetu zimechakachuliwa? eeh!. Mwenzio nimecheka mpaka karibu niharibu keypad ya ka-nokia kangu. Mwe jamani kweli uchaguzi huu uishe tu ili tuchekeleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kwa raha na karaha zetu.
 

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Bi mdashi alifurahia akamuuliza lini 2tarudia tena.unacheza na shamba boy gia 12 km scania.
 

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sasa hapo mziki, ni pale mama anapotaka kutoka tu chumbani anakutana na Mzee mlangoni
 

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hakuna siku nimecheka kama leo.sasa wakikutwa au anase mimba au wanogewe kutakua na vita hiyo nyumba balaa kwanza wivu wa maid na mama then gardener na baba.sipati picha
kama kweli baba anampataga house girl na bibie sasa amempata gardener ni ngoma drooo...
 

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