Ndoa za siku hizi

Fidel80 · Oct 16, 2009

carmel said:
You got it right Mwanajamii1, ni kama vile ulikuwa kichwani mwangu. yaani hii ndiyo lifestyle ya wanaume wetu hawa wa kibongo, eti wakishaoa wanadhani wake zao ni maids, hawezi hata kushusha net kitandani, wanajua kuvua nguo na kutupa katikati ya chumba.

We bana achana na maisha ya kizungu wewe ni Mwafrika mweusi wa Kibongo unataka uishi maisha ya kizungu ya nini bana? Inajulikana wazi Kiafrika kazi za mama ni zipi na kazi za baba ni zipi naona unamix uzungu hapa eti kazi kusaidiana weeeee ungekuwa mke wangu nakupiga talaka 5 kwenue na rambo kwenye nguo hakuna kubeba begi yaani mm nikusaidie kufua? Nikusaidie kuosha vyombo? Nikusaidie kupiga deki khaaaaa! weeeee ahaaaa unasapeshwa fasta ukamtafute Bushoke.
Hivi fikiria umemtembelea kaka ako ukafika pale ukaona kaka ako anaosha vyombo wifi yako yupo kwenye kochi anaangalia Luninga alafu anamwambia ukimaliza vyombo dear alafu udeki nyumba nzima mm nimechoka utajisikiaje? Sio mnasema tu.

Asprin · Oct 16, 2009

Ziondaughter said:
Shauri yako Fidel80,mwaka 2012 ukioa usithubutu kujifanya busy eti hutaki kukaa na mkeo,utasaidiwa na serengeti boys.mchana wote unashinda kazini,jioni na wikiendi upo bar,hivi unategemea nini? kwa taarifa yako wanawake huwa tunapenda sana kupewa muda wa faragha.Chrispin asikudanganye hayo anayosema hayatendi.

Ntake radhi ZD, sincerely. Sijawahi wale sitegemei kuwadanganya makomredi wenzangu. Nakupa masaa 24 vinginevyo tutakutana court of law.

Fidel80 · Oct 16, 2009

Chrispin said:
Ntake radhi ZD, sincerely. Sijawahi wale sitegemei kuwadanganya makomredi wenzangu. Nakupa masaa 24 vinginevyo tutakutana court of law.

Hahahaha mpwa msamehe au kwa vile alikunyima nanihino hahahahaha

Dina · Oct 16, 2009

MwanajamiiOne said:
Kaka I feel your feelings!! But with due respect kaka sometimes inabidi nanyi mara moja moja muwe mnayatia mapenzi chachu hata kwa kufanya kakitu kadogo kuonyesha kuwa unamsaidia wife. Sio unakuta mwingine kaka yeye anachojua ni kufanyiwa tu mfano
1. Anaamka asubuhi anakuamsha ukamwekee maji kwenye ndoo (na yanatoka bombani na ni master bedroom)
2. Umwekee dawa ya meno kwenye mswaki (usipoweka ataoga kisha atatoka kuja kuulizia mswaki wake)
3. Anatoka bafuni (hapo unakuta pant yake kaivua kaitupia kwenye sink anasubiri uje uife!)
4. Akitoka ushampigia pasi anavaa, anakunywa chai ulomwekea kisha huyooo funguo za gari zi wapi na akifika ndani ya gari ni honi mtindo mmoja unamchelewesha na usipokimbia na viatu mkononi anakuacha unakwenda ofcn kwa daladala au ukifanikiwa kuingia kwenye gari basi kusemwa mtindo mmoja unamchelewesha teke.

MCHANA KUTWA HATA KUKUPIGIA SIMU YA SALAMU AU SMS YA I MISS YOU!

5. Akirudi jioni akute chai yake mezani na maji bafuni
6. Atizame TV huku akisubiri chakula au asome magazeti yake
7. Akishakula huyooo kitandani analala huku akisubiri wewe uje ushushe neti na kumfunika na shuka!
8. Uingie kitandani baada ya kumaliza kazi zako akudake tayari kwa chakula cha usiku.
The life continues!

Kwa style hii kweli unategemea mkeo atakuwa anamapenzi na wewe? Si atajihisi hana tofauti na huyo housegirl jamani!

Jamani mara moja moja ukinisaidia kushusha net au hata kunipigia na mimi pasi I tell you nitaikumbuka kwa muda mrefu na moyo wangu kukongwa vilivyo!!

Need we say more? Manake bi dada umesema yote.

Kana kwamba hayo yote hayatoshi, basi hata appreciation hakuna!

carmel · Oct 16, 2009

Chrispin said:
I am better than my wife. Huwa analia sana wakati wa kumegana, afu anamalizia kwa kushukuru: Thanks Chris, you are everything to me!. You are so sweet. Hahahaha!

Mbaya zaidi ni pale unapokuta anakuibia,God forbid! Au kama ana serengeti boy naye anaambiwa hivyohivyo na wewe unakuja hapa kubrag cheza na wanawake wewe! we are very good actresses sometimes fyi

Asprin · Oct 16, 2009

Fidel80 said:
Hahahaha mpwa msamehe au kwa vile alikunyima nanihino hahahahaha

Lakini alisema atanifikiria nikimtaliki mamsap hahaha!

Asprin · Oct 16, 2009

carmel said:
Mbaya zaidi ni pale unapokuta anakuibia,God forbid! Au kama ana serengeti boy naye anaambiwa hivyohivyo na wewe unakuja hapa kubrag cheza na wanawake wewe! we are very good actresses sometimes fyi

Basi acheni wivu tunavyowamega mabaamedi na mahausigeli. Mbona mnalalamika kila siku? Angalia idadi ya thread humu jamvini, kila siku ni vilio vya wanawake wanalalamikia wanaume wakiongozwa na MJ1... Amkeni kina mama.

Masanilo · Oct 16, 2009

Chrispin said:
Basi acheni wivu tunavyowamega mabaamedi na mahausigeli. Mbona mnalalamika kila siku? Angalia idadi ya thread humu jamvini, kila siku ni vilio vya wanawake wanalalamikia wanaume wakiongozwa na MJ1... Amkeni kina mama.

Nataka M-date MJ1, niko serious, inaelekea huyo mmama hajapata penzi la maana...hebu fanya mambo Chriss!

Teamo · Oct 16, 2009

naona shemasi chrispini ndani ya nyumba!thread zako hizi mazee!
TUMSIFU YESU KRISTU?!............

Teamo · Oct 16, 2009

Masanilo said:
Nataka M-date MJ1, niko serious, inaelekea huyo mmama hajapata penzi la maana...hebu fanya mambo Chriss!

MCHUNGAJI,
huyo mama ni he au SHE?

carmel · Oct 16, 2009

Fidel80 said:
We bana achana na maisha ya kizungu wewe ni Mwafrika mweusi wa Kibongo unataka uishi maisha ya kizungu ya nini bana? Inajulikana wazi Kiafrika kazi za mama ni zipi na kazi za baba ni zipi naona unamix uzungu hapa eti kazi kusaidiana weeeee ungekuwa mke wangu nakupiga talaka 5 kwenue na rambo kwenye nguo hakuna kubeba begi yaani mm nikusaidie kufua? Nikusaidie kuosha vyombo? Nikusaidie kupiga deki khaaaaa! weeeee ahaaaa unasapeshwa fasta ukamtafute Bushoke.
Hivi fikiria umemtembelea kaka ako ukafika pale ukaona kaka ako anaosha vyombo wifi yako yupo kwenye kochi anaangalia Luninga alafu anamwambia ukimaliza vyombo dear alafu udeki nyumba nzima mm nimechoka utajisikiaje? Sio mnasema tu.

Ndio mambo nayokataa haya, kwenye mabo ya kutumikisha wake zenu mnasema ni uzungu, ila mabo mengine yoote mnayofanya si uzungu.Lazima mkubali kwamba dunia imechange na si kama zamani, kama mnafagilia uafrika inapokuwa ni advantage kwenu na mnumwaga kama ni disadvantage kwenu, hiyo ni selfishness, nothing more. Mbona hakuna hata mwanaume mmoja humu ambaye anataka kuoa goalkeeper? si maisha ya mwafrika mama hukaa nyumbani na kuzaa watoto na kuwatunza, sasa mbona hamtaki wanawake ambao hawajaenda shule, au hata darasa la saba, mnapenda kusema 'nataka mwanamke ambaye angalau amemaliza form six au chuo' acheni unafiki.
Na aliyesema kusaidiana kazi ni uzungu ni nani? nachojua mimi ni ubinadamu na siyo uzungu.
Na hapo kwenye red, inategemeana sana type ya mke uliyemuoa, mimi hawezi kunifukuza mtu na tena siyo kwa kubeba rambo ndugu yangu, dont underestimate women, unaweza kushangaa wewe ndo umebeba rambo, ila ntakuhurumia ntakupa hata begi ukaanzie maisha. Halafu Fidel unaongea mambo ya kizamani saaana, hii dunia inasonga mbele hairudi nyuma ndugu yangu. mke alivyokuwa anatendewa miaka ile si sasa, just accept it.

Asprin · Oct 16, 2009

Masanilo said:
Nataka M-date MJ1, niko serious, inaelekea huyo mmama hajapata penzi la maana...hebu fanya mambo Chriss!

Mchungaji nashukuru kwa baraka zako. Nakuhakikishia atatunga mashairi ya mapenzi humu ndani. Ngoja nimPM.

MwanajamiiOne · Oct 16, 2009

Chrispin, Masanilo na Geof mnatoka nje ya mada.

Nyamayao · Oct 16, 2009

Mbu said:
...upo sahihi hasa!

Tatizo ni kina mama wa kileo kujibweteka! ...wengine usipowatolea uvivu utakuta hata chupi za mkeo na boxers zako zinafuliwa na house girl!...

Muhimu baba mwenye nyumba kuhakikisha hako kabinti nako kanapata mahitaji yake muhimu ya kibinaadamu, ....!

mhh jamani, akufulie mpaka chupi na boxers...huyu mamam atakuwa hajitambui kabisa.

Asprin · Oct 16, 2009

Geoff said:
naona shemasi chrispini ndani ya nyumba!thread zako hizi mazee!
TUMSIFU YESU KRISTU?!............

Milele amina Katekista. Zinaendana na mimi hizi thread, kama wewe na avatar yako mnavyoendana. Hahaha!

Fidel80 · Oct 16, 2009

carmel said:
Halafu Fidel unaongea mambo ya kizamani saaana, hii dunia inasonga mbele hairudi nyuma ndugu yangu. mke alivyokuwa anatendewa miaka ile si sasa, just accept it.

Nani aliyekudanganya Miafrika inabadilika?
Toka tupate uhuru unacho cha kujivunia kuwa eti Tanzania nayo inasonga mbele? Yeah naweza kusema inasonga mbele na tumebadilika siku hizi tunajiexpress hayo mabadiliko. We vp umewahi kujiexpress? Kama bado basi wewe upo nyuma ndugu yangu.

Teamo · Oct 16, 2009

Chrispin said:
Milele amina Katekista. Zinaendana na mimi hizi thread, kama wewe na avatar yako mnavyoendana. Hahaha!

HAHAHAHAH!poa mzee wa tegeta by night!leo tunavamia huko na mpiganaji pande za jioni sana!hehehehe

unajua hizi ''thredi-zetu'' haziboi,na hazina stress

Msindima · Oct 16, 2009

MwanajamiiOne said:
Kaka I feel your feelings!! But with due respect kaka sometimes inabidi nanyi mara moja moja muwe mnayatia mapenzi chachu hata kwa kufanya kakitu kadogo kuonyesha kuwa unamsaidia wife. Sio unakuta mwingine kaka yeye anachojua ni kufanyiwa tu mfano
1. Anaamka asubuhi anakuamsha ukamwekee maji kwenye ndoo (na yanatoka bombani na ni master bedroom)
2. Umwekee dawa ya meno kwenye mswaki (usipoweka ataoga kisha atatoka kuja kuulizia mswaki wake)
3. Anatoka bafuni (hapo unakuta pant yake kaivua kaitupia kwenye sink anasubiri uje uife!)
4. Akitoka ushampigia pasi anavaa, anakunywa chai ulomwekea kisha huyooo funguo za gari zi wapi na akifika ndani ya gari ni honi mtindo mmoja unamchelewesha na usipokimbia na viatu mkononi anakuacha unakwenda ofcn kwa daladala au ukifanikiwa kuingia kwenye gari basi kusemwa mtindo mmoja unamchelewesha teke.

MCHANA KUTWA HATA KUKUPIGIA SIMU YA SALAMU AU SMS YA I MISS YOU!

5. Akirudi jioni akute chai yake mezani na maji bafuni
6. Atizame TV huku akisubiri chakula au asome magazeti yake
7. Akishakula huyooo kitandani analala huku akisubiri wewe uje ushushe neti na kumfunika na shuka!
8. Uingie kitandani baada ya kumaliza kazi zako akudake tayari kwa chakula cha usiku.
The life continues!

Kwa style hii kweli unategemea mkeo atakuwa anamapenzi na wewe? Si atajihisi hana tofauti na huyo housegirl jamani!

Jamani mara moja moja ukinisaidia kushusha net au hata kunipigia na mimi pasi I tell you nitaikumbuka kwa muda mrefu na moyo wangu kukongwa vilivyo!!

MJ1 big up,nimeikubali hii,labda tuwaulize swali hawa wakaka,kabla ya kuoa ulikua unafanya kazi zako vizuri kabisa bila shida,na nyumba inaonekana fresh kabisa,sasa kwa nini mkioa mnabadili tabia? na hamataki kabisa kusaidia wake zenu? Mnakua na matatizo gani? Chrispin,Fidel80 leteni majibu ya haya maswali.

Asprin · Oct 16, 2009

Geoff said:
HAHAHAHAH!poa mzee wa tegeta by night!leo tunavamia huko na mpiganaji pande za jioni sana!hehehehe

unajua hizi ''thredi-zetu'' haziboi,na hazina stress

Karibuni wadau tudumishe mila zilizowashinda kina MJ1.

MwanajamiiOne · Oct 16, 2009

Chrispin said:
Karibuni wadau tudumishe mila zilizowashinda kina MJ1.

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