nani mse...?

July Fourth

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nani msela..

[h=6]Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akiishi na
mkewe,mkewe alikuwa anafuga
paka na jamaa alikuwa
anamchukia sana yule paka.
Siku moja akaamua aende
akamtupe mbali,akamchuku a na
kuendesha gari kilomita
1,akamuacha paka hapo akaanza
kurudi home.Alipokua anakaribia
kwake akamuona paka naye
anaingia ndani.. akashangaa
kweli..akauchun a.
Siku iliyofuata akamchukua paka
na kumpeleka mbali zaidi kilomita
5 kutoka nyumani kwake..
akumtupia hapo ye akaanza kurudi
nyumbani....ali pokaribia nyumbani
kwake akamuona tena paka naye
amerudi anaingia ndani...akasema
moyoni kesho utanitambua!!
kesho yake akaamka na
kumchukua paka akaenda mbali
zaidi kilomita 50 akakata kushoto
akakata kulia akanyoosha tena
kushoto kulia akazunguka
saaaana!...kish a akamtupa
paka,akaanza safari ya kurudi
home...baada ya muda akapiga
simu kwa mkewe nyumbani.
Jamaa:"Mke wangu vipi.... huyo
paka yupo apo?"
Mke:"Ndio mume wangu yupo
katulia tu,vipi imekuaje?"
Jamaa:"Hebu mpe simu anielekeze
njia ya kurudi nyumbani...maan a
mi nimepotea."
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Bukayo jr

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Tehe tehe huyo paka gani kama sio jini

 

calculator

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paka mtu

 

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samweli kilagane

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dahhh hii kal ndugu

 

Ngangasyonga

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Paka wa mama alikuwa anakitu!!!

 

Chakuchambuka

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Aaaakwakwakwa nimeipenda hyo

 

Wi-Fi

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imenibore mwishoni

 

Scofied

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dah! Paka ni noma..nimecheka paka basi..

 

Jagarld

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Duh! Utavunja mbavu jamani,eti mtupaji kapotea wakati paka katulia raha mstarehe!

 

Pancras Suday

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Asijekuwa ndo mamamkwe huyo yeye akidhani ni paka

 

Tuyuku

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Nimecheka kinoma. Ni kweli paka wanaweza rudi hata uwapeleke wapi.

 

Lady N

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teh teh tehhhhh, yani paka hajapotea mzee wa watu kapotea!!!!!?

 

mtamanyali

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huyo atakuwa ni mume mwenza

 

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Tasia I

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teh tehe tehe teh tehe tehe t eeeeeeheeee.....!
hii imamake hedline kwakweli.

 

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MTENDAHAKI

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Ubaya wa roho mbaya huo

 

Ndibalema

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angalau jamaa ana huruma, hakumuua.

 

THK DJAYZZ

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kookolikoo

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Jagarld said:

Duh! Utavunja mbavu jamani,eti mtupaji kapotea wakati paka katulia raha mstarehe!

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alikuwa akiondoka na msukule wa paka!