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Nani mkali kati ya mume na mke?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SALOK, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya ugomvi wa muda mrefu, mke alianza kukusanya nguo na vitu vyake vingine tayari kwa kuondoka, mume akamuuliza mbona wakusanya vitu unaenda wapi? Mke, akajibu kwa ufupi, 'naenda kwa mama!' kuona hivyo mume nae akaanza ukusanya vitu vyake, ndipo mke akamuuliza kwa ukali! 'sasa na wewe unaenda wapi?' kwa upole mume akajibu, naenda kwa mama pia! Mke akauliza tena akiwa ameghadhibika! 'watoto hawa wataishi na nani sasa? Mume akajibu! Na wao waende kwa mama yao!
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nice one...
     
  3. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    Mshua noma
     
  4. Chibidu

    Chibidu JF-Expert Member

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    mume alitakiwa aseme nakwenda nyumba ndogo
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mume kafunika!
     
  7. toghocho

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    hakuna comparison, mume !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    gody5m Senior Member

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    hiyo kali duuuuh
     
  9. TaiJike

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    Ngoma diroooooo
     
  10. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    looooh..mwisho uta sikia..yaishe mume wangu mpenzi!!!
     
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