Nani anazidi wenzake kwa ujinga?

Nani anazidi wenzake kwa ujinga?

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Who would you say is the DUMBEST among the following Nigerian tribe’s men?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi......
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept...
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. An EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills...
6. An IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message...
7. An EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away....
8. An IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
9. An ISOKO man who climbed mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it...
10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought Sprite was unripe...
11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tested it and said “Hmmmm” na shit oooo!!! Thank God I no match am....

12. An IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...
 
No 10 ni noma, eti Sprite haijaiva...!!! Hahahahahaaa......!! Sina Mbavu mwenzenu!?
 
number 5!! More and more dumbest

5 n 8 hawa wamezidi

No.5.Sio mjinga;ni mwerevu kuliko wote:Nurse ana hoja za msingi za Kitabibu za kufanya hivyo.Mtu ni mgonjwa,na huwa halali,maana yake mgonjwa huyo hata akilala (bila kupata dawa ya usingizi,usingizi wake utakata mda wowote),halali kwa mda mrefu kwa kawaida hushituka kwa hiyo vizuri kumpatia dawa ya usingizi ili ku "GUARANTEE" masaa halali ya yeye kulala kiafya kulingana na ushauri wa daktari.

(Nurse atakua mjinga kama atakua amechelewa sana kumpatia mgojwa dawa ya usingizi,Mfano,anamwamsha mgonjwa saa kumi na moja asubuhi na kumpa dawa ya usingizi badala ya kumpa saa mbili ya usiku alivyokua anaenda kulala)

(This World is not Fair,mwerevu anaitwa mjinga!)
 
Yote mapumbavu tuu

"Nchi ngumu hii"
 
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