Naija Vs East African Girls

[MashaJF]

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Weaves, Make-up And Nymphos Behind Closed Doors: Naija Vs East African Girls


Flibbertigibbet.

Readers have often been digging at me for posting what they deem as baseless and untenable articles. So I decided to take a sabbatical and get my facts right before writing this as I knew it would conjure much emotions, as one would expect from anything pertaining to women.
I left my small Ugandan country and travelled to Lagos as I have always possessed a surreptitious yearning for Nigerian women…except the ones you see in movies. The sophisticated, well dress, good postured and weaved ones. One can tell a lot about a woman based on her posture and West African women always have great posture- they sit up straight, float in an elegant manner- so one wonders if the sex is also in “good posture”. Well, I got my answers!!

I shall not make this a wordy juxtaposition instead I shall use a table to highlight the major difference and similarities between Nigerian, Ugandan, Tanzanian and Kenyan women…as I know the in’s, out’s and between’s of all four:
[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]TRAIT[/TD]
[TD]Nigerian[/TD]
[TD]Ugandan[/TD]
[TD]Tanzanian[/TD]
[TD]Kenyan[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]EQL (Easy Quick Lay)[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Must Spend to sex[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Bathes before sex[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Never[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Demands foreplay[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Simba Style[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Gives fellatio[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Undresses her self[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Participates in bed[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Weave interference during sex[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Experimental in bed[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Makes eye contact with partner[/TD]
[TD]Closes eyes tight[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Just Stares at ceiling[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Knows good styles[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Takes charge in bed[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]Never[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pelvis competence[/TD]
[TD]6/10[/TD]
[TD]2/10[/TD]
[TD]10/10[/TD]
[TD]4/10[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Squirts upon climax[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Desert[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Complains if man orgasms first[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Demands continuation until she climaxes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Showers after sex[/TD]
[TD]Yes[/TD]
[TD]Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Never[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Insists on cuddling after[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Falls in love after sex[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Talks about going to salon and doing her nails after sex[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[TD]Talks about marriage[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dresses up and goes[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]Moves in[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Demands to know when you’ll call her next as you part ways[/TD]
[TD]For Sure[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Ask for fare home[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of Course[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Keeps calling you days after sex[/TD]
[TD]Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]Text/emails/whatsapp/facebook/twitter[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Drama when she sees you with another chick[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Sleep with a married man for pecuniary benefits[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Open to a 3some[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Demand VCT testing before sex[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Yes[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Insist on using a condom[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]Hell Yes[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]No[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spend less the second time round you want it[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Hell No[/TD]
[TD]Of course[/TD]
[TD]Free[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

Source: Weaves, Make-up And Nymphos Behind Closed Doors: Naija Vs East African Girls

 

[Riwa]

Sounds convincing...

 

[HorsePower]

Hebu nisaidie analysis, ulitaka kusema kuwa wasichana wa East Africa na wale wa Nigeria kwa mujibu wa tafiti hii tofauti yao ni nini? Una-draw conclusion gani dhidi ya findings zilizopo kwenye jedwali lako? Sijaelewa hapa ...

Pia utafiti huu ulifanyikia wapi na lini na nani, isije kuwa ana present opinions zake kana kwamba ni findings za research!

 

[MashaJF]

Hebu nisaidie analysis, ulitaka kusema kuwa wasichana wa East Africa na wale wa Nigeria kwa mujibu wa tafiti hii tofauti yao ni nini? Una-draw conclusion gani dhidi ya findings zilizopo kwenye jedwali lako? Sijaelewa hapa ...

Pia utafiti huu ulifanyikia wapi na lini na nani, isije kuwa ana present opinions zake kana kwamba ni findings za research!

It is obvious ana present opinions zake na hizo hapo kwenye jedwali ndio conclusions!! Je wewe kutokana na source zako nyingine una opinion gani? Una kubaliana?

 

[HorsePower]

It is obvious ana present opinions zake na hizo hapo kwenye jedwali ndio conclusions!! Je wewe kutokana na source zako nyingine una opinion gani? Una kubaliana?

Hapo kwenye "Pelvis competence" Tanzania ni 10/10 na Uganda ni 2/10. Niko interested kujua data nyeti kama hii imepatikanaje, lol! Ni research based? How was it carried out?

Kwa source zangu zingine, nitakujibu, subiri ....!

 

[Kaunga]

Interesting......

 

[Karucee]

Hahaha. Oh God.

 

[mkada]

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