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Exclusive: Meet the human goat
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Miracle ... The bizarre human-like creature born from a goat

THESE are the shocking pictures of the human-like creature born from a goat in central Zimbabwe.
Defying science, the dead human-like being survived for several hours after birth on Sunday but died later as shocked villagers gathered in rural Maboleni, 40 miles out of the Midlands town of Gweru, to witness the “miracle”.
The creature, which was incinerated by superstitious villagers before it could be taken for lab tests, had what looks like a human head, face, nose, mouth, neck and shoulders but also had goat legs and a tail. It also had human-like skin and back.
Midlands Governor Jason Machaya claimed on Wednesday that the bizarre creature was a product of bestiality. He declared: “An adult human being was responsible.”
But experts say it is impossible for a human being to have sex with an animal and produce an offspring of any kind.
Inter-breeding humans with closely allied species like chimpanzees, gorillas and gibbons has been attempted with no results, experts say.
There are few known species that can interbreed and produce offspring of varying degrees of fertility, including horses and donkeys which produce mules which are infertile. Bison and cattle produce beefalos while lions and tigers produce ligers – both infertile.
The Midlands’ Provincial Veterinary Officer Dr Thomas Sibanda, while regretting that they never got the chance to conduct tests on the bizarre creature, said: “As far as I know, it is not scientifically possible for a man to impregnate a beast unless of course it’s a miracle.
“Inter-breeding is so hard that a sheep and a goat can mate but they will never produce any product out of it.”
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Is it a baby? ... The bizarre creature strikes pose of sleeping human baby
Locals now fear that the creature was a product of witchcraft, but Dr Sibanda still wants to give science a chance. He said: “It is common that an animal can be born with the hydrocephalus condition, a condition that causes an animal to have an abnormally big head full of water. This condition can cause the normal positions of the chin, nose and ears to shift.
“We could have confirmed that the creature was a goat if we had seen it since we are experts in animals. To confirm whether it was a human being, you need medical doctors.”
 
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Hii ndio jigijigi na mbuzi, matokeo ndio hayoo
 
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Duuu!!!
 
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duu mbona matukio hayo yamekua mengi,mara jiwe mara nn
 
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Huyo mbuzi aliyejifungua ni Mzimbabwe? Sikujua kuwa mbuzi wana uraia siku hizi.
 
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Huyo mbuzi aliyejifungua ni Mzimbabwe? Sikujua kuwa mbuzi wana uraia siku hizi.
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hahahaaa...umenifurahisha mkuu coz hata mi nliposoma tittle nkastaajabu na habar kamili baada ya kukuta mzimbabwe mwenyewe ni mbuzi.
 
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Hv nawe Mwita? Source yanini wakati nyakati zinajieleza? Ama hujui kusoma majira nini? Mwita baki ktk IMANI kamanda! Kumepambazukaaaaa!!
 
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hahahaaa...umenifurahisha mkuu coz hata mi nliposoma tittle nkastaajabu na habar kamili baada ya kukuta mzimbabwe mwenyewe ni mbuzi.
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Hata mimi nikahisi labda uelewa wangu mdogo kwa hiyo huyo mbuzi mzimbabwe kajifungua mtoto mbuzimtu au ni mtu mzimbabwe kajifungu kitu kinachofanana na ntu?
 
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Hv nawe Mwita? Source yanini wakati nyakati zinajieleza? Ama hujui kusoma majira nini? Mwita baki ktk IMANI kamanda! Kumepambazukaaaaa!!
 
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..beastiality, kuna mtaalamu kasema...seems jamaa alikuwa ana kutu mno mpaka kaenda kumjigijigi meee!!
 
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Huyo mbuzi aliyejifungua ni Mzimbabwe? Sikujua kuwa mbuzi wana uraia siku hizi.
Kama kuna Simba wa Kitanzania sioni tatizo la kuwa na Mbuzi Mzimbabwe. Nenda pale Brooklyn Zoo karibu na Eastern Parkway kuna Mbuzi wa Kinageria, kuna Monkey wa Kitanzania.
 
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Ndio maana wale Mawaziri wa Zimbabwe waliambiwa wakatwe ma "G" yao. Kazi ipo kubwa kule Zim.
 
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mtoa mda badili title basi isomeke mbuzi azaa kiumbe kama mtu na sio mzimbabwe ajifungua mtu, kwani mbuzi anajifungua au ww huajelewa title yenyewe lol omba msaada wa kupelekwa english course basi.. hata hivo habari inachekesha.
 
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mtoa mda badili title basi isomeke mbuzi azaa kiumbe kama mtu na sio mzimbabwe ajifungua mtu, kwani mbuzi anajifungua au ww huajelewa title yenyewe lol omba msaada wa kupelekwa english course basi.. hata hivo habari inachekesha.
Labda katafasiri kutoka google.
 

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