My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

[Eiyer]

na kama ni mgumba ??

Kwani mimi nimezungumza kuzaa?

 

[Determinantor]

wanakusikia, ngoja waje wakujibu
CC: Nivea

Ila wanawake wengine kazi umbea tu.

Unamkuta mwanamke ni mama wa nyumbani halafu bado amewekewa na msichana wa kazi, sasa kazi ya huyo mwanamke inakuwa ni umbea na mijiusingizi kwakwenda mbele.

Mkuu Elli wanawake wengine ni majanga tu.

 

[Riwa]

Jamani hii story nimeikuta mahali, nikaona si vibaya ku-share na Bandugu bangu ba JF, ili at least wekend hii tuwasaidie my wife wetu huko home.

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy ?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do ?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do ?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.
P : What does your wife do then ?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.
Whom do you think works more, from the story above ???
The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK' ??!!
Yes, Being Homemakers do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!
Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
All about a WOMAN ....
* When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.
Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...
Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!

Hakuna mke wa aina hii katika dunia hii tunayoishi sasa...tuache kudanganyana!

 

[Mentor]

Hahahahaa!!!!! Kwani una mke wewe?

khe khe nilikuwa naye..ahahahah..nmekuachia!!!

 

[saudari]

khe khe nilikuwa naye..ahahahah..nmekuachia!!!

Kwani wewe na ladyfurahia mmeachana?

Hivi unajua yakwamba "Asiye na mengi, ana machache".

 

[Suprise]

Hakuna mke wa aina hii katika dunia hii tunayoishi sasa...tuache kudanganyana!

Dr pls usiharibu mawazo ya jukwaa unless uielezee statement yako kua hakuna wanawake wa aina hiyo cku hizi,unamaanisha nini

 

[kabanga]

na kama ni mgumba ??

yote ni mipango ya mungu, kupata au kutokupata!

 

[ladyfurahia]

jamani laaziz nini tena? umemwacha nani, elewa nitajisuicide!

khe khe nilikuwa naye..ahahahah..nmekuachia!!!

Kwani wewe na ladyfurahia mmeachana?

Hivi unajua yakwamba "Asiye na mengi, ana machache".

hatujaachana kabisa wala haitawezekana jambo hilo litokee kwangu na Mentor ni kifo kitatutenganisha tu

 

[Determinantor]

Makubwa haya tena mbona? haya akusaidie kuosha vyombo kesho

jamani laaziz nini tena? umemwacha nani, elewa nitajisuicide!


hatujaachana kabisa wala haitawezekana jambo hilo litokee kwangu na Mentor ni kifo kitatutenganisha tu

 

[Determinantor]

amen amen

yote ni mipango ya mungu, kupata au kutokupata!

 

[Mwanawalwa]

nimeipenda

 

[uvugizi]

Jamani hii story nimeikuta mahali, nikaona si vibaya ku-share na Bandugu bangu ba JF, ili at least wekend hii tuwasaidie my wife wetu huko home.

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy ?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do ?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do ?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.
P : What does your wife do then ?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.
Whom do you think works more, from the story above ???
The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK' ??!!
Yes, Being Homemakers do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!
Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
All about a WOMAN ....
* When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.
Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...
Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!

imetulia mkuu. jokes siyo reality siyo, unajumlisha mwenyewe hasa kama jana mlidundana

 

[data]

Mhh siku hizi mbona hizo kazi zote wanafanya wadada wa kazi???

... una uhakika...????

 

[ngina rema]

Well said,,...a wife played a big role not only on the family but also on the society at large although they dont being appreciated,,....!!

Marnah I swear u have touched my heart today.. Na mweka thread abarikiwe koz hawa viumbe hawapendwi hata hawathaminiwi Kwa ukubwa wa kazi wanazofanta.. I respect them alot..

 

[ACADEMIA TODAY]

Mwanaume wa namna hiyo alimuonea wivu mkewe kwa kubaki nyumbani wakati yeye akienda job
siku moja kamwambia Mungu, naomba na mm niwe mwanamke nienjoy kama mke wangu, maana mm daily nakonda yeye ananenepa.
Mungu akamwambia sawa, kesho ukiamka asubuhi utakuwa mwanamke naye mkeo atakuwa mwanaume.
Na ikawa hivyo.
yule jamaa (mke kwa sasa) akaamka kesho yake, akamwandalia mumewe chai akaenda job yeye akabaki anaandaa watoto na kuwapeleka shule,
kwa ufupi, ilifika mpaka jioni bado anahangaika na kazi za nyumbani bila mafanikio mpaka mume na watoto wakarudi hata msosi hakuna. wakati enzi zake alikuwa anakuta nyumba safi, watoto wasafi, na msosi tayari.....na wife msafi......
basi kufika usiku yuko hoi taabani, na mumewe anataka haki ya ndoa, akatoa kwa shingo upande huku akilalama uchovu.
Usiku wa manane akaamka na kumwambia Mungu, ni bora nirudi hali yangu ya uanaume maana naona kuwa mwanamke ni mateso zaidi ya nilivyofikiria awali. Mungu hana hiyana, akamwambia poa, utarudi kuwa mwanaume, ila ni baada ya MIEZI 9, maana ulipolala na mumeo umepata MIMBA.
ASANTE.

 

[Tuive]

Mmh!! umegusa ukweli kuna jamaa kageuza mke kama mama yake kabisa ingawa wote wanafanya kazi apike aandae mavazi viatu na nyumba akiingia akute safi. Kweli mke hana day off

 

[HorsePower]

Aiseee, ni kweli Elli. Mwanamke hata asipokuwa na kazi ya ofisini lakini bado kazi anazozifanya za nyumbani ni nyingi mno.
Ila nimefikiria kipuuzi, kama mimi na mke wangu tunafanya kazi, maana yake sehemu kubwa ya hizi kazi zinafanywa na msichana wa kazi, tusemeje juu ya hao pia?

 

[Determinantor]

hahahaaa imekwenda shule hiii, kiherehere chote kwisha, ngoja niiweke hapo juu

Mwanaume wa namna hiyo alimuonea wivu mkewe kwa kubaki nyumbani wakati yeye akienda job
siku moja kamwambia Mungu, naomba na mm niwe mwanamke nienjoy kama mke wangu, maana mm daily nakonda yeye ananenepa.
Mungu akamwambia sawa, kesho ukiamka asubuhi utakuwa mwanamke naye mkeo atakuwa mwanaume.
Na ikawa hivyo.
yule jamaa (mke kwa sasa) akaamka kesho yake, akamwandalia mumewe chai akaenda job yeye akabaki anaandaa watoto na kuwapeleka shule,
kwa ufupi, ilifika mpaka jioni bado anahangaika na kazi za nyumbani bila mafanikio mpaka mume na watoto wakarudi hata msosi hakuna. wakati enzi zake alikuwa anakuta nyumba safi, watoto wasafi, na msosi tayari.....na wife msafi......
basi kufika usiku yuko hoi taabani, na mumewe anataka haki ya ndoa, akatoa kwa shingo upande huku akilalama uchovu.
Usiku wa manane akaamka na kumwambia Mungu, ni bora nirudi hali yangu ya uanaume maana naona kuwa mwanamke ni mateso zaidi ya nilivyofikiria awali. Mungu hana hiyana, akamwambia poa, utarudi kuwa mwanaume, ila ni baada ya MIEZI 9, maana ulipolala na mumeo umepata MIMBA.
ASANTE.

 

[evangelical]

Ila wanawake wengine kazi umbea tu.

Unamkuta mwanamke ni mama wa nyumbani halafu bado amewekewa na msichana wa kazi, sasa kazi ya huyo mwanamke inakuwa ni umbea na mijiusingizi kwakwenda mbele.

Mkuu Elli wanawake wengine ni majanga tu.

Very true Mkuu na nakuunga mkono,

 

[Ennie]

asantee,
natamani ubaki stickkyyyyyy hii thread.

Inastahili hasaaa kuwa sticky,maana wanaumeee Mungu awasamehe tu