Mwanaume: Soma hapa utakosa mke

[Kyalow]

Acha Ku copy

 

[masanza1]

Umekula,umekunywa,nimelipia Lodge na unasubiri tukimaliza nikutoe... ya nini kuhangaika na nilipotokea... hata nikikupima oil tu inatosha

 

[Usedcountrynewpipo]

Unavoelezea kama unajinsia mbili vile?


Au........

Hata mimi nimeperuzi kujua kama ni KE a ME. Maana ameanza kama dem alafu kamaliza kama dume... Muusika tuambie jinsia yako...

 

[TONY LOVE]

Aya tumekusikia.

 

[lukesam]

Hoja ya msingi sio utambuz wa jinsia ya mtoa mada, but the point is what mtoa uzi meant?

Uhalali wa hoja hii unaanzia kwenye jinsia ya mleta hoja!!

 

[Amadoli]

Njoo kwangu

 

[delusions]

Ujumbe umewafikia ndo mkomee kuomba mechi kucheza hamjui

 

[uncle..m]

Tatizo aliyekupaka shombo alitoka kwenye mechi nyingine....

 

[mbalizi1]

Umepakwa shombo?, kakudharau sana aisee usimpe tena

 

[Manwota]

Aha ahaa

 

[Shamkware]

Sijaelewa jinsia yako asee

 

[lizziebettie]

you

 

[msemakweli2]

tatizo mkiingia tu mlangoni hata mtoto hajaweka handbag chini umeshamrukia umemtupa kitandani unaanza kumchoropoa nguo,wakati umelipa chumba elfu hamsini,chukua muda piga stori mbili tatu,nendeni mkaoge mnarud presha imeshashuka then taratiiiiib anza kugegeda,sio kutafuta visingizio ooooh nimekunywa dawa za maleria,ooooh naenda gereji oooooh blah blahhh

Wanaume mnaojisifia mnajua mambo sita kwa sita mnaboa wengi si lolote!

Umekutana na jamaa very handsome very smart kajazia misuli ukamtamani yaani kila ukimwangalia pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia picha ukimpa mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO...Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "imewahi kukutokea ?

Halafu mbaya zaidi baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh, hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go, nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....

Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje?
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo...HUJAFANYA KITU BLOO!

Mtag Muhusika

 

[mwenye shamba]

nikishajiridhisha mm sina haja ya kujiumiza et kisa natafuta sifa kwako.tafuta dildo kama vp

 

[Mkoroshokigoli]

Sidhan kama suala la JINSI yake lina mantiki,ila alichobandika kina MANTIK SANA,kuhoji JINSI yake it means wahusika ndo wameguswa zaid,kwenye mambo yake hakuhitaj u shekh wala ulokole wala uchungaj, make her feel better

 

[Mother Confessor]

Hatarrrriousss... Hihihihihihii

 

[mkorinto]

Lakini yeye karidhika.unadhani shughuli ya kukuridhisha ni ya kwake while kakulipa??????

Ukiwa ndani ya ndoa sawa.

 

[Salahan]

Wanaume mnaojisifia mnajua mambo sita kwa sita mnaboa wengi si lolote!

Umekutana na jamaa very handsome very smart kajazia misuli ukamtamani yaani kila ukimwangalia pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia picha ukimpa mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO...Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "imewahi kukutokea ?

Halafu mbaya zaidi baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh, hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go, nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....

Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje?
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo...HUJAFANYA KITU BLOO!

Mtag Muhusika

HAPO KWENYE RED UMENIKUMBUSHA MENGI MDAU

 

[Salahan]

PROBLEM SOLVED

 

[ibra87]

Wakati mwingine kutokuwa salama kwa sehemu husika ni chanzo cha kupakwa shombo.... Tatizo lako unachagua waliojazia na wenye misuli....