Mwanaume: Soma hapa utakosa mke

[delusions]

Wanaume mnaojisifia mnajua mambo sita kwa sita mnaboa wengi si lolote!

Umekutana na jamaa very handsome very smart kajazia misuli ukamtamani yaani kila ukimwangalia pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia picha ukimpa mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO...Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "imewahi kukutokea ?

Halafu mbaya zaidi baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh, hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go, nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....

Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje?
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo...HUJAFANYA KITU BLOO!

Mtag Muhusika

 

[kuduman201036]

Pole sana uzuri wa mkakasi duuu.yamekutokea lini haya ndugu yangu ya kutiwa shombo? Pole sana duuuh!!

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Una life jacket?????? Maana matusi utakayoyaoga???

 

[dist111]

Unavoelezea kama unajinsia mbili vile?


Au........

 

[Prince Kunta]

mleta uzi inaonekana ni shemale....yaan aeleweki

 

[Malyakishu]

Ngoja waje wenye shughuli zao

 

[Erijo]

Unavoelezea kama unajinsia mbili vile?


Au........

Hata mimi nimeshindwa kujua mtoa mada yupo upande gani

 

[Oxpower]

Kuna muda mtu unakuta mashine mbovu,imelegea utazani tako la diva,papuch mashavu yashakua meusi utazan sufuria yakuchemshia maharage.haina hata raza mi nisugue ya nini.

Najilipua kimoja nasepa nabakisha nguvu nikapige kazi,nan ashindane na papuchi????

Nikifika kwa wife nampa kitu moyo unataka,....kunichuna unichune na kukusugua nikusugue

 

[Royal Warrior]

Duuuuh.. Mpaka saiv bado cjajua jinsia yako mtoa mada..

 

[Zamaulid]

Du...jikedume

 

[Smokey D]

Wanaume Mnao Jisifia Mnajua Mambo Sita Kwa Sita Mnaboa Wengi Si Lolote !
Umekutana na jamaa very Handsome... Very Smart..Kajazia misuli UKAMTAMANI...Yaani kila ukimwangalia Pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia Picha Ukimpa Mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO....Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "
Imewahi kukutokea ?
Halafu MBAYA ZAIDI baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh,Hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go , Nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje??
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo..HUJAFANYA KITU BLOO!
Mtag Muhusika

delusions

 

[Kaboom]

Shukuru hata huyo anaekupaka shombo..Kuna wenzako dushe wanaipata kwa timing

 

[lukesam]

Shukuru hata huyo anaekupaka shombo..Kuna wenzako dushe wanaipata kwa timing

Mkuu,kwani huyu jamaa jinsia gani???

 

[Kaboom]

Mkuu,kwani huyu jamaa jinsia gani???

Mkuu huyu ni binti nadhani..sio jamaa

 

[Bailly5]

Jinsia yako tafadhali?

 

[famicho]

Mkuu,kwani huyu jamaa jinsia gani???

Hoja ya msingi sio utambuz wa jinsia ya mtoa mada, but the point is what mtoa uzi meant?

 

[ndege JOHN]

Mtoa mada unatuponda wanaume wenzako afu una maneno za kike eti jamaa mwenye misuli ndo anayetamaniwa na si wengine vimbaumbau je??

 

[talentboy]

Mtoa mada ondoa hii pumba peleka kule MMU...kabla hujapost inabidi uangalie content ya uzi wako kisha ujue ni lipi jukwaa sahihi!sawa?

 

[BoGotta]

Acha kufanya matusi na mabaunsa wa club binti subiri mpk ndoa ufanye tendo la ndoa.

Note: Mwanaume haezi kosa mke lbd awe mvulana.

 

[inspector gobo]

Wanaume Mnao Jisifia Mnajua Mambo Sita Kwa Sita Mnaboa Wengi Si Lolote !
Umekutana na jamaa very Handsome... Very Smart..Kajazia misuli UKAMTAMANI...Yaani kila ukimwangalia Pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia Picha Ukimpa Mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO....Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "
Imewahi kukutokea ?
Halafu MBAYA ZAIDI baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh,Hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go , Nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje??
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo..HUJAFANYA KITU BLOO!
Mtag Muhusika

Du! si mchezo
Kumbe huwa mnaboreka sana eh?? sasa kwanini hamfunguki???