Wanaume mnaojisifia mnajua mambo sita kwa sita mnaboa sana

[Majighu2015]

Umekutana na jamaa very Handsome... Very Smart..Kajazia misuli UKAMTAMANI...Yaani kila ukimwangalia Pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia Picha Ukimpa Mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri papuchi...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO....Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "

Imewahi kukutokea ?

Halafu MBAYA ZAIDI baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh,Hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go , Nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje??
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kumbe kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo..HUJAFANYA KITU BROTHER!

 

[mandella]

Mwanamke Unaeamka Asubuhi yote hii na kuwaza Ngono , Mnaboa saana . Na mnatia kichefuchefu ..
Yaani katika Mambo yote ya Msingi kichwani kwako Umeamka na Ngono .

Foolish you

 

[Majighu2015]

Mwanamke Unaeamka Asubuhi yote hii na kuwaza Ngono , Mnaboa saana . Na mnatia kichefuchefu ..
Yaani katika Mambo yote ya Msingi kichwani kwako Umeamka na Ngono .

Foolish you

Ukisikia mtu anabwekabweka bila sababu ujue jiwe la utosi limempata

 

[The Evil Genius]

Mimi sifanyi ngono kumridhisha mtu, asiporidhika ni shauri yake.

Mtu akuhonge, alipie gest,akutoe nauli bado awaze kukurishisha, hiyo kwangu haipo.

 

[mshipa]

Mleta mada ni me au ke? tuanzie hapo kwanza

 

[dudupori]

Mimi sifanyi ngono kumridhisha mtu, asiporidhika ni shauri yake.

Mtu akuhonge, alipie gest,akutoe nauli bado awaze kukurishisha, hiyo kwangu haipo.

Kama ndo mpenzi wako si unampa wakati wa kutafuta michepuko asee...

 

[mbingunikwetu]

Mleta mada ni me au ke? tuanzie hapo kwanza

Nadhani ni ke! Anajuwaje mambo ya pichu kuwa kidambwidambi baada ya kumtazama handsome?

 

[Raynavero]

huyo si mwanaume ni kijana wa kiume

 

[Socw]

unaamka asubuhi unawaza ngono....sio mapenzi....ngono..ngono....muwe mnazihurumia na papuchi zenu.....

 

[ONTARIO]

The more you talk, the weaker you are. The less you talk, the smarter you are.

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

Kwani mapenzi ni vita

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Aiseee!! Mnato... Unat.... "" omb""a demu kikurugenzi au kihasibu vile

Piga show mpaka Papuchi iwake moto

Kati ya vitu ambavyo huwaga sipendi au sitegemeagi kuja kufeli ni kugegedana aiseee!!

Hii fursa naikamatiaga ipasavyo kila nipatapo fursa.

Napita tu

 

[Mahondaw]

Huyo mwanamke Afande?? Duh hayo mabuti!!

 

[Mahondaw]

Mimi sifanyi ngono kumridhisha mtu, asiporidhika ni shauri yake.

Mtu akuhonge, alipie gest,akutoe nauli bado awaze kukurishisha, hiyo kwangu haipo.

Lakini kama wapenzi lazima mridhishane bana don't be that materialist aisee

 

[Mahondaw]

Aiseee!! Mnato... Unat.... "" omb""a demu kikurugenzi au kihasibu vile

Piga show mpaka Papuchi iwake moto

Kati ya vitu ambavyo huwaga sipendi au sitegemeagi kuja kufeli ni kugegedana aiseee!!

Hii fursa naikamatiaga ipasavyo kila nipatapo fursa.

Napita tu

Ndo mtoa mada hapendi promo kama hizi acha maneno ..just act man!

 

[KakaJambazi]

Umekutana na jamaa very Handsome... Very Smart..Kajazia misuli UKAMTAMANI...Yaani kila ukimwangalia Pichu inajaa udambwidambwi...Unampatia Picha Ukimpa Mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua vizuri papuchi...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO....Jamaa yuko bize anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe wala huoni anachofanya and ur wondering," WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF ME "

Imewahi kukutokea ?

Halafu MBAYA ZAIDI baada ya kukuru kakara zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa disappointed jamaa linashuka na kukuuliza
" BABE HOW WAS IT "..Teh teh,Hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia
"I think we should go , Nimekuta Missed call za Mum"
HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....Wanaume ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje??
UKIPEWA PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbuke kumbe kuna mama home ... Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo..HUJAFANYA KITU BROTHER!

Vp ukikutana na papuchi inayonuka pia< uendelee kupiga show tu!?

 

[Joanah]

Mwanamke Unaeamka Asubuhi yote hii na kuwaza Ngono , Mnaboa saana . Na mnatia kichefuchefu ..
Yaani katika Mambo yote ya Msingi kichwani kwako Umeamka na Ngono .

Foolish you

Kumbe ni mwanamke huyu?

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Ndo mtoa mada hapendi promo kama hizi acha maneno ..just act man!

Hujambo mahondaw

 

[Sumu]

Nikiongea mimi utasema najisifia.

Wifi yako angekuwepo humu angekuelezea. Mashine hailali hadi aniambie inatosha.

 

[That Gentleman]

Mimi sifanyi ngono kumridhisha mtu, asiporidhika ni shauri yake.

Mtu akuhonge, alipie gest,akutoe nauli bado awaze kukurishisha, hiyo kwangu haipo.

Hahahah... well said bro