Mvuta bangi!!!

Amina Thomas · Dec 18, 2013

Mvuta bangi kaposa mtoto wa
kike mwembamba sana.
Siku ya harusi mama mtu
akamzungushia mwanae
magazeti apate kuonekana
kajazia.
Harusi ikapita, Muda wakulala
ulipofika jamaa akataka haki
ya ndoa kumvua nguo akakuta
gazeti kila akichana anakuta
gazeti lingine akachoka!!
Akauliza kwaukali kwani vipi?
Bibi harusi akajibu sijui
mama...!!
Jamaa akampigia simu mama
mkwe...
Hallow mamamkwe... Uchi wa
mwanao upo ukurasa wa
ngapi?.

toghocho · Dec 18, 2013

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

talentboy · Dec 18, 2013

Hahahaaaaa,vry funny

Nasir Hassan · Dec 18, 2013

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NAGAMAHONGA · Dec 18, 2013

Funua funua mpaka palipoandikwa maoni ya mhariri utauona.umetisha mkuu.

zedovish don · Dec 20, 2013

kwn hakukuwa na vichwa vya habar? na kuraxa ya habari? aiseh itz too funny congrtrtn

Kiraka Kikuu · Dec 20, 2013

Hahaha

SHIEKA · Dec 21, 2013

Amina Thomas said:
Mvuta bangi kaposa mtoto wa
kike mwembamba sana.
Siku ya harusi mama mtu
akamzungushia mwanae
magazeti apate kuonekana
kajazia.
Harusi ikapita, Muda wakulala
ulipofika jamaa akataka haki
ya ndoa kumvua nguo akakuta
gazeti kila akichana anakuta
gazeti lingine akachoka!!
Akauliza kwaukali kwani vipi?
Bibi harusi akajibu sijui
mama...!!
Jamaa akampigia simu mama
mkwe...
Hallow mamamkwe... Uchi wa
mwanao upo ukurasa wa
ngapi?.

Nimeipenda sana. Ila hapo alipoanza kukuta magazeti nilifikiri joke ingeenda hivi: Kwa kuwa bwana harusi alikuwa mvuta bangi, alipoona magazeti yemesokotwa alichukua kibiriti na kukiwasha akidhania kapata msokoto wa siku! Anyway, jokes do not end in the way you expect them to. thanks

utafiti · Dec 21, 2013

Hahaha nimecheka mpka wananishangaa

ISIMBA · Dec 31, 2013

Nasir Hassan said:
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Samir upo?

bombafresh · Dec 31, 2013

Amina Thomas said:
Mvuta bangi kaposa mtoto wa
kike mwembamba sana.
Siku ya harusi mama mtu
akamzungushia mwanae
magazeti apate kuonekana
kajazia.
Harusi ikapita, Muda wakulala
ulipofika jamaa akataka haki
ya ndoa kumvua nguo akakuta
gazeti kila akichana anakuta
gazeti lingine akachoka!!
Akauliza kwaukali kwani vipi?
Bibi harusi akajibu sijui
mama...!!
Jamaa akampigia simu mama
mkwe...
Hallow mamamkwe... Uchi wa
mwanao upo ukurasa wa
ngapi?.

Oh shiit !! he missed the page !! hajui kusoma gazeti.

Baba Kapompo · Dec 31, 2013

moja ya majukwaa yanayoniongezea siku hapa jf..ni hili .....nimekubal

tsakara · Dec 31, 2013

Dah ninoma sn......

Piere. Fm · Dec 31, 2013

Hahahah hilo gazeti lazima litakuwa Daily news.

KISHINDO · Dec 31, 2013

Hiyo ni kiboko ya mwaka 2013. Come again 2014.

mgabony100 · Jan 2, 2014

Amina Thomas said:
Mvuta bangi kaposa mtoto wa
kike mwembamba sana.
Siku ya harusi mama mtu
akamzungushia mwanae
magazeti apate kuonekana
kajazia.
Harusi ikapita, Muda wakulala
ulipofika jamaa akataka haki
ya ndoa kumvua nguo akakuta
gazeti kila akichana anakuta
gazeti lingine akachoka!!
Akauliza kwaukali kwani vipi?
Bibi harusi akajibu sijui
mama...!!
Jamaa akampigia simu mama
mkwe...
Hallow mamamkwe... Uchi wa
mwanao upo ukurasa wa
ngapi?.

C mchezo!

Anko Sam · Jan 2, 2014

taamu said:
Funua funua mpaka palipoandikwa maoni ya mhariri utauona.umetisha mkuu.

Endelea mpaka atakapo pata gazeti la "Uwazi" hapo hapo kuna habari pendwa!

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