Muzine
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- May 4, 2017
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I want to be with U until the sun falls from the sky. Happy Valentine ' s Day
I kept my heart strong like Iron but , I didn ' t know that your heart is a magnet
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef ? You get buttered up .
Sorry girls , I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in . ??
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day , so I never have to live without you.
What did the light bulb say to the switch? ' You turn me on . '
May this Valentine ' s Day give you lot of love and Happiness . . !!
What do squirrels give for Valentine ' s Day? Forget -me-nuts .
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses .
I don ' t love valentine ' s day but i love half price chocolate day .
Do skunks celebrate Valentine ' s Day ? Sure , they ' re very scent -imental !
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine ' s Day? " I' m stuck on you !"
I never loved you any more than I do , right this second . And I' ll never love you any less than I do , right this second .
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date ? No , but they had an Apple .
Demiss (Cha mdeko )