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hahahahahhaa nimecheka kwa nguvu ofisini
hahahahahhaa nimecheka kwa nguvu ofisiniUngeanza kwa kum-suprise kama vile unamjua...then usimuombe namba siku hiyohiyo...after then ungempa simu yako aandike namba asingepindua....cha kufanya kesho ukionana nae wala usilazimishe akupe namba..yani jifanye kama huna habari nae...na unapompa salam usitabasamu...mchunie kama siku tatu hiv...then siku nyingne ukionana nae mchangamkie alafu mpe simu yako ajaze namba.lazima atakupa..maana atabaki na mshangao mana ataona kama hutabiriki...mana wanawake wanapenda wanaume wasiotabirika...
ukifika numero troi unistueHawa wanaokuambia kua ulibugi ulivyoomba namba sijui method zao za nchi gani. Anyway you did the right thing, now continue doing the right thing kwa kibonyeza ile button yetu pendwa 'NEXT' she isn't worth your time.
Kama ushauri wangu huu haujaupenda tuendelee, Bali mimi binafsi ningeanza kuangalua dots nyingine kwenye radar.
Okay ushauri numero deux;
Kwanza ulikosea sana kuchelewa kuongea nae. Kila siku mnaonana alafu husemi lolote. Hapo ulishakosea step moja ya stairs... Nyanyuka. Ni hivi, hii itakusaidia hata mbeleni. Three second method rule, pale unapomuana mtu unayempenda this goes to all genders, hesabu sekunde tatu, ukichelewa ujue chances zipo kwa mwenyezi Mungu. Unatakiwa useme lolote within those 3 seconds. Pia unaanza nakumchekesha, ongelea kuhusu hali ya hela, ongelea kuhusu usafiri wa daladala, something around you. Ila usiende kwenye siasa wala dini. Hapa unaincrease chances za namba but not guaranteed. I have had success in this. Make the convo short and funny, mwishoni mpe simu yako and just tell her input your digits.
This works all the time, au unaweza kumtoa for an instant date, hata ya maji or Ice cream. Wakati unaongea you must touch her somehow, kazi kwako how. Ila mimi naongeaga kitu then nasema nipe high five or something, hii inaondoa touching boundaries, anakuwa hakuogopi. Wakati unaongea usiangalie pembeni, muangalie machoni then lips then back up machoni. And try and be close to her kidogo. Wakati mnaagana mpe hug, wewe fungua mikono with a huge smile and tell her 'Cmon give me a good hug', Fanya ishu iwe fun.
Btw, daladala sio sehemu nzuri ya kuflirt... Trust me. Girls wanakuwa na bitch shield loaded 100%
Warning: kama wewe mtu wa kuwa serious then don't try this.
Remember smile. Good luck champion!
-callmeGhost
Wanaume wa mikoan bhana dem anaombwa namba siku ya kwanza anatoa vzr na keshow watu wanaruka nae gestWewe lazima utakuwa ni mwanaume wa Dar, unawezaje kumuomba demu namba ambae hujazoeana nae??!
Hahahhaha mkuu Leo nn shida. Sio kawaida koment zako kuwa chini..Una mazoea nae kiasi gani? Kama ni kidogo ongeza, msifie sifie...usimkwaze.. kadiri siku zinavyoenda ukizidisha ukaribu namba atakupa tu
Hawa wanaokuambia kua ulibugi ulivyoomba namba sijui method zao za nchi gani. Anyway you did the right thing, now continue doing the right thing kwa kibonyeza ile button yetu pendwa 'NEXT' she isn't worth your time.
Kama ushauri wangu huu haujaupenda tuendelee, Bali mimi binafsi ningeanza kuangalua dots nyingine kwenye radar.
Okay ushauri numero deux;
Kwanza ulikosea sana kuchelewa kuongea nae. Kila siku mnaonana alafu husemi lolote. Hapo ulishakosea step moja ya stairs... Nyanyuka. Ni hivi, hii itakusaidia hata mbeleni. Three second method rule, pale unapomuana mtu unayempenda this goes to all genders, hesabu sekunde tatu, ukichelewa ujue chances zipo kwa mwenyezi Mungu. Unatakiwa useme lolote within those 3 seconds. Pia unaanza nakumchekesha, ongelea kuhusu hali ya hela, ongelea kuhusu usafiri wa daladala, something around you. Ila usiende kwenye siasa wala dini. Hapa unaincrease chances za namba but not guaranteed. I have had success in this. Make the convo short and funny, mwishoni mpe simu yako and just tell her input your digits.
This works all the time, au unaweza kumtoa for an instant date, hata ya maji or Ice cream. Wakati unaongea you must touch her somehow, kazi kwako how. Ila mimi naongeaga kitu then nasema nipe high five or something, hii inaondoa touching boundaries, anakuwa hakuogopi. Wakati unaongea usiangalie pembeni, muangalie machoni then lips then back up machoni. And try and be close to her kidogo. Wakati mnaagana mpe hug, wewe fungua mikono with a huge smile and tell her 'Cmon give me a good hug', Fanya ishu iwe fun.
Btw, daladala sio sehemu nzuri ya kuflirt... Trust me. Girls wanakuwa na bitch shield loaded 100%
Warning: kama wewe mtu wa kuwa serious then don't try this.
Remember smile. Good luck champion!
-callmeGhost
KWANINI UNACHEKA.................................................?hahahahahhaa nimecheka kwa nguvu ofisini
Aiseeh bwana callmeGhost yani kwa ulichokiandika hapa kama ndivyo unavyofanyaga..basi utakuwa unawang'oa wengi.Hawa wanaokuambia kua ulibugi ulivyoomba namba sijui method zao za nchi gani. Anyway you did the right thing, now continue doing the right thing kwa kibonyeza ile button yetu pendwa 'NEXT' she isn't worth your time.
Kama ushauri wangu huu haujaupenda tuendelee, Bali mimi binafsi ningeanza kuangalua dots nyingine kwenye radar.
Okay ushauri numero deux;
Kwanza ulikosea sana kuchelewa kuongea nae. Kila siku mnaonana alafu husemi lolote. Hapo ulishakosea step moja ya stairs... Nyanyuka. Ni hivi, hii itakusaidia hata mbeleni. Three second method rule, pale unapomuana mtu unayempenda this goes to all genders, hesabu sekunde tatu, ukichelewa ujue chances zipo kwa mwenyezi Mungu. Unatakiwa useme lolote within those 3 seconds. Pia unaanza nakumchekesha, ongelea kuhusu hali ya hela, ongelea kuhusu usafiri wa daladala, something around you. Ila usiende kwenye siasa wala dini. Hapa unaincrease chances za namba but not guaranteed. I have had success in this. Make the convo short and funny, mwishoni mpe simu yako and just tell her input your digits.
This works all the time, au unaweza kumtoa for an instant date, hata ya maji or Ice cream. Wakati unaongea you must touch her somehow, kazi kwako how. Ila mimi naongeaga kitu then nasema nipe high five or something, hii inaondoa touching boundaries, anakuwa hakuogopi. Wakati unaongea usiangalie pembeni, muangalie machoni then lips then back up machoni. And try and be close to her kidogo. Wakati mnaagana mpe hug, wewe fungua mikono with a huge smile and tell her 'Cmon give me a good hug', Fanya ishu iwe fun.
Btw, daladala sio sehemu nzuri ya kuflirt... Trust me. Girls wanakuwa na bitch shield loaded 100%
Warning: kama wewe mtu wa kuwa serious then don't try this.
Remember smile. Good luck champion!
-callmeGhost
Sawa mwanaume wa Dar!Wanaume wa mikoan bhana dem anaombwa namba siku ya kwanza anatoa vzr na keshow watu wanaruka nae gest
Sema mleta mada kakosea tekniq
Tafuta uzi wa STUNTER humu uwe kama reference yako. Huenda ukakusaida kwenye dhambi zako unazotaka kwenda kuzifanya.
Ulidha anafanyia wapi akikwambiea peleka kazi kwake hata kama huna uwezo wa kumudu kazi basi kaangarie anachokifanya kisha ondoka jenga mazoea kwanza namba atakupa tuhabari wakuu
naomba niende moja kwa moja kwenye mada wazoefu naombeni msaada kuna dem kila siku napanda nae dala dala tunashuka kituo kimoja nimetokea kumpenda kinoma leo nikamsalimia akajibu lakini nimemuomba namba kakataa msaada niende na gia gani tena anielew.
huoni ulichoaandika wewe jaman.KWANINI UNACHEKA.................................................?
Leo nimeamua kutumia Mobile app tu mkuuHahahhaha mkuu Leo nn shida. Sio kawaida koment zako kuwa chini..