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truegooner

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Kizungu ni shiiiider, kilikuja kwa meli na kitakirudishwa kwa meli kupitia Mbagala. Jamaa alinigongea ngeli na sentensi hii akimaanisha, maisha sio rahisi hata kidogo. Life is not president even small.

 

truegooner

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Grand PA said:

skelewu by Davido- alitaka kumaanisha sikuelewi

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Duh! Ni shiiiiider!

 

truegooner

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donald james said:

wabunge wa jumbe la katiba

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Hii nimeikubali. Ni mchapio kweli, ukisema haraka lazima ujikwae ulimi.

 

chongchung

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Unayo sabuni yoyote ya omo???

 

kanisambaze

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• Sep 22, 2014

• #105

naomba unideep badala unibeep

 

Red Scorpion

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truegooner said:

Kizungu ni shiiiider, kilikuja kwa meli na kitakirudishwa kwa meli kupitia Mbagala. Jamaa alinigongea ngeli na sentensi hii akimaanisha, maisha sio rahisi hata kidogo. Life is not president even small.

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It is not a play - si mchezo

 

Red Scorpion

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• Sep 25, 2014

• #107

Leo nataka nifue mapanzia yote

 

leop

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mwalim wangu wa chemistry alisema..kuna rays za alpha na omega, badala ya alpha na beta

 

The Ape

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------ ya Jani....badala ya ------ ya nyani..
Jamaa angu aliingia class akakuta hamna kiti chake akakupigia ("here is not chair")
mdingi alinipigia "bet lii" badala ya (Jet lii"...

 

bowlibo

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Nkhoompoo said:

Mfupa hauna ulimi

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Ulimi hauna mshipa

 

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MpajiGiva

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• #111

We mwenye manyele manyefu kuja hapa

 

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MpajiGiva

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Sangasi

 

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Jambohili

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Mwalumu wangu m1 alituagiza kuja na beseni kila mmoja kwa kusema kesho kira mmoja arete benzeni!!!

 

Pampula jr

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• #114

Vaa shule uende shati

 

bango

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• #115

Dunia imeumbwa na tabaga la hewa (tabaka)!

 

Marapai

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Akakimbia alipokata tu mbwa kona hao!!!!

 

myhny

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• #117

Badala ya kusema headmistres anakuja unasema dispensary anakuja

 

Mr. BK

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• #118

Nimekuachia ujumbu mozani...badala ya nimekuachia ujumbe mezani

 

poorbillionaire

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• #119

'Mnyima zika mic'

 

ALU255

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unapokea cm unasema hodi? badala ya hallo!