Mhindi akijibu methali

methali : haba na haba ?
mhindi : iko haba bili
methali : bandubandu ?
mhindi ; badubadu jomba yake sadru
methali : hakuna marefu?
mhindi ; kama hakuna marefu, mafupi tasaidia/taunganisha mafupi bili tafaa
methali: simba mwendapole?
mhindi : kama simba noenda bolebole jua majanja ile subiria yanga nokuja alafu maliza yeye.
methali : baniani m-baya?
mhindi : hapana nunua dengu dukani yake.
 
Yaani wakati naisoma hii joke ikifika sehemu ya 'mhindi' najikuta natamka kwa tone ya kihindi.
Ahahahaha.
 
Methali: Simba mwenda Pole...
Mhindi: iko gonjwa hiyo au Hanith*i

Metahli: Asiyefunzwa na Mamaye
Mhindi: tafunzwa na Sugar Dady...hata Lulu najua...

Methali: Chururu....
Mhindi: ata toto dogo najua iyo inaita dudu...

usipo ziba ufa;iko mwizi chungulia dani
mtaka cha uvunguni;pindua tanda chukua
 

tuma salam
 
Lamsingi ni kucheka siyo kupeana source za kichekesho, kama unataka source hii siyo forum yake.....kesho tena wee tupia chochote chenye kutufanya tu smile..big up
 
2meshazizoea za kizaman sna hzo ha2wez kucheka kwa hzo methal. So umejipinda ukahisi 2tacheka....
 

Methali: Penye nia...
Mhindi: Punye nia Panya njia....
 

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