Mchumba mtumba

faraday · Dec 2, 2013

Kuna jamaa yangu ana mchumba wake tangu 2008 kijjn kwao. kipind hicho jamaa alikua A-level (f5). na wakati huo huyo mchumba wake (dem) alikua anadai kua yeye ni BIKRA (pure). kwa muda wote huo kuanzia 2008 had 2013 pindi jamaa akiomba mzigo ananyimwa eti dem hatak kuvunja ubikra wake. Sasa kamaliza chuo kaja nyumban kupumzika. ikabidi aombe mzigo akashangaa dem akamwambia twende nkakupe. tena dem ndo kamuonesha guest jamaa. jamaa akajua anaenda KUVUNJA BIKRA duh!! kumbe maskin dem ashagongwa muda mrefu na masela. Jamaa kaahirisha kuoa na kaondoka bila kuaga. JE kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

The Boss · Dec 2, 2013

mnhhhhhh kwa hiyo mdada kama sio bikira anaitwa 'mtumba'?

faraday · Dec 2, 2013

heaven on earth, mzizi mkavu, madame B

faraday · Dec 2, 2013

Ndio mkuu, mtumba yan dem tayar ashatumika (kuliwa uroda)

Heaven on Earth · Dec 2, 2013

faraday said:
heaven on earth, mzizi mkavu, madame B

mwambie kuna bikra mwingine hapa JF na yuko single.........

Sukula · Dec 2, 2013

The Boss said:
mnhhhhhh kwa hiyo mdada kama sio bikira anaitwa 'mtumba'?

.........makubwa! hata mm nashangaa.... na wakaka used sijui wataitwaje.
humu jf kuna watu wanapenda sn kushusha hadhi za wadada, sijui tushawakosea nn.

snowhite · Dec 2, 2013

faraday said:
Ndio mkuu, mtumba yan dem tayar ashatumika (kuliwa uroda)

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AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

faraday · Dec 2, 2013

Heaven on Earth said:
mwambie kuna bikra mwingine hapa JF na yuko single.........

mwambie huyo bikra ani PM nimpe contacts za bikra mwenzake

faraday · Dec 2, 2013

snowhite said:
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AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

why???

Tized · Dec 2, 2013

Psiiiiiiii...... Hahhaaaaa, tena na povu jingi kama koka iliotingishwa. Hahaaaaa
you made up my moment

snowhite said:
mxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu
AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

Misa · Dec 2, 2013

Heaven on Earth said:
mwambie kuna bikra mwingine hapa JF na yuko single.........

hata mimi namjua ila ana miaka 38,

Heaven on Earth · Dec 2, 2013

snowhite said:
mxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu
AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa nimechekaje........
ka pozi la mirinda orange inapofunguliwa..........LOL
JF kweli raha wallahi...sijutii na sijawahi kujuta kujiunga hum

faraday · Dec 2, 2013

Sukula said:
.........makubwa! hata mm nashangaa.... na wakaka used sijui wataitwaje.
humu jf kuna watu wanapenda sn kushusha hadhi za wadada, sijui tushawakosea nn.

tatizo nyie madada hua hamtak na wala hamuwez kuwatest wachumba zenu mpaka akina kaka ndo wawaanze kutest kama yaliyomo yamooo????

Tized · Dec 2, 2013

Mtoto anaamini kila kitu anachoambiwaga, na watu wazima nao?? Khaaaaa

faraday said:
Kuna jamaa yangu ana mchumba wake tangu 2008 kijjn kwao. kipind hicho jamaa alikua A-level (f5). na wakati huo huyo mchumba wake (dem) alikua anadai kua yeye ni BIKRA (pure). kwa muda wote huo kuanzia 2008 had 2013 pindi jamaa akiomba mzigo ananyimwa eti dem hatak kuvunja ubikra wake. Sasa kamaliza chuo kaja nyumban kupumzika. ikabidi aombe mzigo akashangaa dem akamwambia twende nkakupe. tena dem ndo kamuonesha guest jamaa. jamaa akajua anaenda KUVUNJA BIKRA duh!! kumbe maskin dem ashagongwa muda mrefu na masela. Jamaa kaahirisha kuoa na kaondoka bila kuaga. JE kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

Heaven on Earth · Dec 2, 2013

faraday said:
mwambie huyo bikra ani PM nimpe contacts za bikra mwenzake

huyo wa kiume si alishaenda kumla uroda(kutumika) au bikra yake haikutoka tu

Tyta · Dec 2, 2013

Je huu ni uungwana??.......la hasha huu si uungwana....

snowhite · Dec 2, 2013

Tized said:
Psiiiiiiii...... Hahhaaaaa, tena na povu jingi kama koka iliotingishwa. Hahaaaaa
you made up my moment

Best
kankera kweli mie huyu

snowhite · Dec 2, 2013

Heaven on Earth said:
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa nimechekaje........
ka pozi la mirinda orange inapofunguliwa..........LOL
JF kweli raha wallahi...sijutii na sijawahi kujuta kujiunga hum

enh manake yake si nzima basi ndo iwe inatoa mlio wa pepsi basi anapokuwa anavua pichu!
mbaaaaks!

happiness win · Dec 2, 2013

faraday said:
Kuna jamaa yangu ana mchumba wake tangu 2008 kijjn kwao. kipind hicho jamaa alikua A-level (f5). na wakati huo huyo mchumba wake (dem) alikua anadai kua yeye ni BIKRA (pure). kwa muda wote huo kuanzia 2008 had 2013 pindi jamaa akiomba mzigo ananyimwa eti dem hatak kuvunja ubikra wake. Sasa kamaliza chuo kaja nyumban kupumzika. ikabidi aombe mzigo akashangaa dem akamwambia twende nkakupe. tena dem ndo kamuonesha guest jamaa. jamaa akajua anaenda KUVUNJA BIKRA duh!! kumbe maskin dem ashagongwa muda mrefu na masela. Jamaa kaahirisha kuoa na kaondoka bila kuaga. JE kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

Hivi ubikira wanatakiwa wawe nao wadada tu? Wakaka hawapaswi kujitunza na kuwa bikira?

Kama yeye ni bikira basi amuache huyo mchumba atafute bikira mwenzie, ila kama hata yeye ni skrepa, ngoma drroooooooooo! abebe mzigo.

Shine · Dec 2, 2013

Sukula said:
.........makubwa! hata mm nashangaa.... na wakaka used sijui wataitwaje.
humu jf kuna watu wanapenda sn kushusha hadhi za wadada, sijui tushawakosea nn.

Kwani ukishtumika na wanaume zaidi ya mmoja ukiitwa hivyo ni kushushwa ama ndo ukweli wenyewe?ama mnapenda kudanganywa kila siku?

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