Verdy CB
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- Mar 19, 2013
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted CRAZY then he would tell me to take a fewdays off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was CRAZY and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, What are you doing?
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, And where do you think youre going?
She said, Im going home too, I cant work in the dark.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, What are you doing?
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, And where do you think youre going?
She said, Im going home too, I cant work in the dark.