M'bibi abakwa

Hmaster said:

Nani ana namba ya huyu bibi maana kwa namna alivyojieleza amenilazimisha nimtafute.

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Mtanzanika said:

Bibi mmoja alibakwa wakati
wa kesi mambo yakawa hivi:
JUDGE:"Bibi hebu elezea mahakama
kilichotokea usiku uiobakwa"
NYANYA:"Nilikuwa nimelala chumbani
mwangu,mara mlango ukavunjwa na
akaingia yule kijana pale aliyesimama
kizimbani"
JUDGE:"Endelea bibi"
NYANYA:"Si ndio akanivua nguo zote
kisha akanipandia"
JUDGE:"Enhe..."
NYANYA:"Alafu tukaanza
mchezo.....alidhani mie ***** sijui
mambo,nilimkomesha hadi akatokwa
na machozi..!"
JUDGE:"Salalaaa! Tobaa!....sa
kilichokuleta hapa mahakamani ni
nini?"
NYANYA:"Nataka anirekebishie mlango
wangu aliouvunja tu! Na siku nyingine
akija aje mapema na agonge mlango kistaarabu"

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