Maths Professor!

[shizukan]

We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

For example, I can prove 1=2.

Let x = y

Then 2x - 2y = x - y

Bracket the expression to get

(2x - 2y) = (x - y)

Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
(x - y) (x - y)

2 = 1

Can you prove something mathematically?

 

[undugukazi]

We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

For example, I can prove shikuzani = lady.
Let shikuzani = 1 and lady = 2
Also
Let x = y

Then 2x - 2y = x - y

Bracket the expression to get

(2x - 2y) = (x - y)

Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
(x - y) (x - y)

2 = 1
Where 1 is equal to shikuzan and 2 is equal to lady
mathematically proven..unabisha

 

[Tripo9]

does it mean, 3=1, 4=1, 5=1,...................................?

 

[Pasco_jr_ngumi]

mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh......
can u prove this.....



CCM =CDM

 

[Kiss]

if x = y then x - y = 0
so (x - y)/(x - y) = 0/0
are you telling us that 0/0 = 1?
Fake Professor!

 

[shizukan]

if x = y then x - y = 0
so (x - y)/(x - y) = 0/0
are you telling us that 0/0 = 1?
Fake Professor!

Good boy, good! Umepata. You are the next coming professor.....I salute you.

 

[laun]

2x-2y=x-y sio kweli kabisaa

 

[tindikalikali]

We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

For example, I can prove 1=2.

Let x = y

Then 2x - 2y = x - y

Bracket the expression to get

(2x - 2y) = (x - y)

Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
(x - y) (x - y)

2 = 1

Can you prove something mathematically?

vilaza wa namba utawajua tu, 2x-2y=x-y?

 

[shizukan]

vilaza wa namba utawajua tu, 2x-2y=x-y?

Unaweza ukafikiri una akili sanaaaa..baadaye ukagundua wewe ndio mjinga wa kwanza. 2x-2y=x-y ni kweli sio sahihi, and that is why it is a joke.

You should not get upset with a joke Mr. Kilaza Mkuu

 

[Cha Moto]

Rudia hesabu, umekosea mwanzo